Canada: America's greatest unused resource!
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Friday, March 28, 2025 16:40
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Time for the United States to enact the greatest (and most secret until now) part of the Patriot Act,
Section 3B, page 1031, sub-paragraph 0-C
We shall, at a time of National Security, claim Canada for our own, to use as we see fit to secure life, liberty, and viable National Defense...
That's right hosers, you will all be drafted, and all your valuables will be sold or used to fight the terrorist menaces in Korea, Iran, Somalia, Columbia, New Zealand, Krakatoa, and inevitably, China!
We will make the term 'North America' mean something!
Absolutly serious Chrisisall
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And you think you have problems with the arabs?
last time you tried, we burned your White House
" Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done "
The Killers
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/killers/allthesethingsthativedone.html
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We will annex you sleds and beer, and all will rejoice! No longer will your kind pay high taxes w/nothing to show for it besides good health!
Don't you see, we'll be liberating you?
Your friend to the south Chrisisall
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I sent Benedict Arnold up there to get some cheap drugs and some Molson Golden Triple XXX a while ago. He never came back...
Anyone seen 'em?
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Stop trolling, man! This is a serious thread!
We may have to learn FRENCH!!!!
Mai non, Chrisisall
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Québécois! Je me souviens!
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"Well... 'bye".
Curly BillIsAll (skin that smoke-wagon)
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Wait, there's some lost dude w/Molson at my door asking for directions...
North, Miss Teschmacher Chrisisall
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Quote:Hey, isn't that on their liscence plates?
Originally posted by Tristan:
Québécois! Je me souviens!
They stole our TV industry Chrisisall
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Wait, there's some lost dude w/Molson at my door asking for directions...
North, Miss Teschmacher Chrisisall
Great... there went my lil blue pill. Errrmm... its for a friend.
Hey, I'll trade back the Stanley Cup for some health care. Visited Raleigh, NC this weekend.
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