'Actors' You *Never* Want To See In The 'Verse...
POSTED BY: zoid
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 10, 2025 20:02
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Jerry Seinfeld 
and Denise Richards. He's soooo NOT funny... and her because she has done some of the worst acting that I've ever seen--
and I'm embarrassed to say that I've viewed more than one film with her in it. 
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Elijah Woods, I'm sorry but if he looks up at me one more time with teary eyes there will be violence and Gwenyth Paltrow because she is just blah....
Regards
P
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Jack Black and Lindsay Lohan
Nothing against Jack Black... as a comedian. But him in Serenity? Nah, I can't see it. I would be screaming for Jayne to kill him. And Lindsay Lohan.... OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!
"Define 'interesting'." "Oh god, oh god, we're going to die?"
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lizzie mcguire, (*shudder like sideshowbob*) and KERMIT THE FROG!
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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!
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Originally posted by Adamwankenobi:Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Ok I'm not really coming up with names, Though I would agree with all those who post Tom Cruise & I agree a million times over. So then I just started thinking of characters that may or may not fit in the Verse.
So what if? The BDHS are on a plant, not so core, but not exactaly the old west, but rather more like Jersey, and as the walk past a local conveience store who should be loitering around but Jay & Silent Bob. Bob in Brown Coat, & Jay wearing Blue Sun Shirt & bragging about all the companions he's been with.
Just a thought, maybe just the fact that it's Friday & I don't want to be at work!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
THATS BRILLIANT!!!!
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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!
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lizzie mcguire/Hilary Duff
hell yeah!!!! 
CAN. NOT. ACT!!!! (or sing. Jaynee could properly sing better. drunk. very drunk.)
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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon
ITES RULE!!!!
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Ed Begley, Jr. -- would rather have Ed, Sr. and he's been deceased for the past 36 years...
Dolly Parton -- Two very big reasons... No, wait, three very big reasons... Um, okay, four very big reasons. I mean, there's only so much movie screen available...
Blonde-ly,
zoid
P.S.
And none of the "four very big reasons" were Dolly's personality, which is likewise outsized, or conversely, her acting talent...
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"I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDBOF'
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Originally posted by Eric:
Owen Wilson (who I recently discovered is in fact not the same as Matthew McConaughey, though he would suck as well)
You mean they aren't the same person?!?!? *shocked jaw drop*
Robert Redford, just because he is one of the few actors that I simply can not abide to watch for more than a few seconds.
He just annoys me. I have no idea why. But he does.And....
The guy who played adolescent Anakin...Hadyn Christiansen or however it's spelled (too lazy to look it up). (He counts as a girl, I am ashamed to say.) I personally think that he has all the acting ability of a plank of wood. His two expressions include "angsty" and "angsty".
I wouldn't mind seeing Hilary Duff, actually. But only if River gets to mess with her head. And only if somebody told her to shut up. Preferrably Mal.
Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!
Morwen
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Bill and Hillary Clinton. 
(They're cool with me, but I would NEVER want to see them in Firefly.)
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Originally posted by JRC:
Two words:
Paulie Shore.
Does he qualify as an actor?
...if Paris Hilton qualifies as an actress I'd say anything goes!!
Will Ferrell & Sean Young
(again, I refer to the Paris Hilton clause when referring to either of them as Actor/Actress)
That wasn't very sweet of me was it?
Magdalene x x x
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