Life Onboard Serenity: To Londinium Part 2

POSTED BY: SameErtia
UPDATED: Thursday, June 29, 2006 23:30
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:58 PM

Slinking away from the pain that is Zoe, Dani lurks her way into the galley, eyes sly and searching for food or earlobes to nibble on. Finding the now confused and nostalgic 13, she begins a sad attempt to pur, resulting in a smoker's cough of phlegm and spittle.

"Hello, Dani," 13 croons, scratching her behind a ridge of spiky bone. "Looking for scraps?"

"Wouldn't recommend feeding that. Might take a likin' to here, never leave," JR puts in as River sits herself down and a blushing Wolf runs to the storage compartment he calls home.

"Lust and fatal attraction," she sighs. "Mal doesn't like complications like these."

"Like what?" JR asks, stirring some rice for the girl.

"The sweat and the motions, rhythms, swooning heads. He feels it too, but knows better than to say."

"Shipboard romance, huh?" JR strains, plopping the ricebowl before River, who pointedly ignores it.

"Thinks you two will become a rhythm," River almost sings to JR, who's back becomes rigid.

"MAL and JR!?" 13 spits out.

River gives a wan smile, and leaves her ricebowl full. Well, until Dani leaps up and inhales it.

"Jesus, 13! Keep that thing on a leash, could be diseased or something!" JR shouts as he swats the creature. "Hell'd you get that, anyway?"

"Station. Going away present from the gals at the French Hen."

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

DRPAIN

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:10 PM

*Pain walks out of his bunk, confident he won't make an a$$ out of himself tonight. He walked into the galley, noticing 13's freakish pet on the table and said*

What the ruttin' hell is that thing doin' on top of the table? People eat off that table you know.

*Before 13 could answer Dani turns around and says*

LIPPETYLLAMASPAZITS!!

*At that she leaps off the table and lands on top of Pain's head. Pain tries franctically to get Dani off of his head and runs around the galley screaming*

GET THIS GORRAM RUTTIN' FREAK OUTTA MY HAIR!!! IT'S IN MY RUTTIN' HAIR GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

SAMEERTIA

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:22 PM

Ertia, her computer system and label-makers in hand comes into the galley just in time to see Dani leap onto Pain's head.

She'd love to help, really! But she's laughing so hard she drops her equipment. It's comical and frightening at the same time.

"GET OFF! IT OFF!"

Helpfully, JR pulls out his Glock, and aims it directly at the frantically gyrating mercenary's head. "HOLD STILL, PAIN! I GOT IT!"

ooc- Mal & JR! funny!

DRPAIN

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:39 PM

*Pain sees JR aim his gun at his head and shouts*

OH HELL NO JR!! I'D RATHER KISS A REAVER THAN HAVE YOU SHOOT THIS FREAK OFF OF MY HEAD!

*JR still has the gun trained on Dani as Pain spots Ertia doubled over laughing and says to her*

You know this isn't as funny as it looks.

*Ertia says while trying to contain her laughter*

I'm sorry Pain but it's just funny is all what with you running around with 13's pet on your head...

*She continues to laugh as Dani finally jumps off Pain's head and scampers down the stairs and into the cargo bay. 13 gets up and says*

I..I'm sorry Pain I just haven't gotten her under control yet.

*Pain glares at 13 and says as JR holsters his gun*

Yeah well you'd better get that THING controlled or next time it'll jump onto Jayne's head and he won't hestitate to kill it his ownself.

*Pain walks over to Ertia and picks up her equipment. He says to her in a calm tone*

Just so's you know our dinner reservations are at 2000hrs tonight. That should give you enough time to find something to wear.

*He kissed her on the forehead and headed for the cargo bay yelling as he passed through the galley*

THAT THING BETTER BE HIDIN' SOMEWHERE GOOD!!!!

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:07 PM

*climbs out of his bunk and heads for the galley*

I heard screming, what'd I miss?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:53 PM

As Guy finishes his sentence, 13 blitzes past, follwed by a furious Jayne.

"DAMN THING PISSED ON MY MAGS!!!"

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:58 PM

*chuckling to himself*

not a boring day today is it?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:06 AM

"Well, you know how it is, Guy. They say it's silent in space, but we never seem to hear it." Ertia answers, straining the now greyish mush to seperate out the bright indigo die.

She'll put the mush in the cooler for the next time their low on rations. Mixed with a little onion and oatmeal and deep fried, it makes a passable oatcake.

Wash's voice comes over the shipwide; "Folks, we'll be making landfall on Londinium in ...oh... two and half hours. Unless we crash."

There's a two beat silence, then the pilot says crisply, "That was a joke."

DRPAIN

Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:14 AM

*Pain thinks to himself*

Two and a half hours til landfall. Shiny. Now where's the Captain?

*Pain heads back into the galley and says*

Does anybody know where the Captain is?

*Ertia turns to look at Pain, remembers him running around with Dani on his head, and giggles. Pain sees her and says in a somewhat semi serious tone*

Just rub it in why don't you.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:23 AM

"Oh, babe, I'll rub it for you later." Ertia runs with the innuendo, giving Pain a wink. "Last I saw the Captain he was reminding me to get this done."

She puts the final touches on the official Blue Sun cargo stamp and carefully presses it to the manifest, labeling each page with the seal. Finally, she holds them up happily, "I AM the manifest master!"

"NOW! I've got things to do! We landing directly at the loading dock? OR are we supposed to meet up with Sybils people somewhere? Anybody know?"

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