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POSTED BY: Haze
UPDATED: Monday, June 26, 2006 16:50
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13

Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:42 PM

Because I saw how much Serenity and Firefly jumped up in the numbers.

I think it was 23 places for Serenity...

I was shocked, and an icy B.M hit my house!
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(In tradition of Callahan's Place, Dave, as my challenger, must respond with a more awfully awful pun, lest I be known as Punday champion.)

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by 13:
(In tradition of Callahan's Place, Dave, as my challenger, must respond with a more awfully awful pun, lest I be known as Punday champion.)

Well if we can stoop to using old jokes....

It turns out that at the height of the dot com boom of the late '90s a bright young snail had managed to gain great wealth and a tiny amount of fame with his eMolluscs start up company. He decided that as the newest and richest of the newly rich he needed to show off his wealth in a way that all around would know exactly who he was. And so he went down to the Porsche dealership and ordered the fastest car on the lot and then he had an S painted on all surfaces of the car so that when he sped down the street all of the people would cry out, "Look at that S car go."

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

13

Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:26 AM

Hmmm....alright, rebuttal with an old joke:

Have you heard of the killer monkeys living undetected in Greenwich?

To some extent, it was not surprising they escaped notice for so long. They had extremely odd sleeping habits, hibernating for 364 days out of every year (365 in Leap Years) and emerging from the caverns of the Village sewers only on Christmas day.

Even so, one might have thought they could hardly help but cause talk, since they tended (when awake) to be enormous, ferocious, carnivorous, and EXTREMELY hungry. Yet in Greenwich Village of all places they remained unnoticed until last year, when they were finally destroyed.

Everyone knows Yule gibbons ate only nuts and fruits.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:35 AM

I miss the 'Icy BM' slant this thread was on...

Yellow Pages: Chinatown, lots of Wong numbers.

Chrisisall

13

Sunday, June 25, 2006 1:19 AM

Doctor says to Heart Patient: Aorta clogger you, Arthur E.!

(Okay, not great...we need a judge or something...)

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:45 AM

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Originally posted by 13:
Doctor says to Heart Patient: Aorta clogger you, Arthur E.!

(Okay, not great...we need a judge or something...)

You win. My brain is insufficiently agile to compete in the matter of punnic utterances right now.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No I see the wings flapping now, it's definitely a bird.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, June 26, 2006 4:14 PM

I can never ignore that which I am told to ignore.

HAZE

Monday, June 26, 2006 4:43 PM

Prepare for nuclear punning!

Why is Dublin called Dublin? Because the population keeps doublin’ and doublin’

Muahahahahahahahahhhaha!!! Feel the wrath of pun!

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Who do you suppose is in there?

MSG

Monday, June 26, 2006 4:50 PM

Ok 'nother bad joke
The hunchback of Notre Dame dies and the monks need to find a bell ringing replacement. So they advertise and see several candidates, but the best by far meets all of their qualifications..except one. He has no arms. WEll he begs the monks to give him a chance and swears he will do a good job. The monks have doubts, but they hire him. On his first day he goes to the tower to ring the bell, backs up, runs at the bell, and slams into it with his face. The bell rings, but he staggers back bloody and the monk begs him to stop. He says he can do it and backs up a second time. He runs at the bell, slams into it and falls down even bloodier. The monk is truly alarmed and tries again to stop him. The hunchback waves him off, gets back up, and runs at the bell for a third time , slams into it and falls straight down the shaft to the bottom. He is dead and the monks immediately call the police who arrive and begin talking to the monks. They ask the monks who he is and the monk replies...I don't know, but his face rings a bell.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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