Male and Female Imponderables--the Eighth (?)
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Saturday, June 24, 2006 05:26
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Morning, all!
PR, I agree with your observation of female size...and also agree with your "wiggle" theory. Not so sure about the rabbit reference, though.
Chaos, welcome to the board! Emma, hopefully his appearance won't prevent you from posting?
Still having problems posting, but Haken said he's working on it!
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gonna keep trying to post here...
Emma oh really? do tell...
Chaos welcome to our lovely site. We're all fun here( crazy as a box of frogs) but fun
NV- yes sadly despite my desperate wish to be an amazon I am stuck as a pixie...sigh!
Size- hey as long as the guy knows what he's doing I doubt the thoughts crossing your mind involve a measuring sick..
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Tryin' again.
Welcome CHAOS. Beware the female BROWNCOAT!
They just love all the DP (Double Postey) goodness.
SINNERS.
MSG- The little ones are the ones to be afraid of!
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Originally posted by Tristan:
Morning, all!
PR, I agree with your observation of female size...and also agree with your "wiggle" theory. Not so sure about the rabbit reference, though.
I think it's a Karma Sutra thing but I've never actually read it. On a related matter I saw a wonderful new version of the Rampant Rabbit at the aforementioned shop but they are so very expensive! Maybe I should ask Santa! I've been a fairly good girl this year (that's the problem!)
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Chaos, welcome to the board! Emma, hopefully his appearance won't prevent you from posting?
Nar, as you can see I can't keep my mouth shut for long! Even when I have to try 5 or 6 times to get a post through! Evil computer I swear it's laughing at me!
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I seem to be able to get into the community area far easier than the BSR, after several days of having it the other way round. Anyway... re. the naughty store, I go by manufacturing material as much as size. I'm not fond of those very smooth ones that are about as flexible as a pane of glass.
(5'6", shoe size 7 1/2 UK or 41 European, overenthusiastic bust. I wonder if a woman's measurements have anything to do with her size as categorised by the Kama Sutra? And for men, aren't handspans from little finger to thumb meant to be slightly more representative than foot lengths, i.e. at all?)
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I think it's a Karma Sutra thing
Categories of size. Listing small, medium and large, there are:
Shash (rabbit), Vrish (bull) and Ashva (horse) for the males and Mrigi (doe), Badava (cow) and Hastini (she-elephant) for the females.
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
He he! Can I mention some of them?
Eeek! Erm. Possibly, but ask me first?
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Hey! You're a Jayne icon man! I always saw you as more of a Simon kind of guy. Except in the bedroom. Definately Jayne there!
How so? Because I'm thinking that's not good - prissy and uptight in normal life (sorry Simon fans!) but dim and indelicate in the bedroom? (Sorry Jayne fans!)
Besides, the "Which Firefly character are you?" quiz said Jayne.
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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
You know that thing about feet and noses is a disproven old wive's tale, right?
Not entirely disproven:
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The relationships among height, penile length, and foot size
Kerry Siminoski and Jerald Bain
They won an IgNobel Prize for this
Anyway, it concluded:
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Penile length was found to be statistically related to both body height and foot length, but with weak correlation coefficients.
I'm a mine of useless information...
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OH I missed some funny funny stuff! Crazy as a box of frogs! That we are, that we are.
Nice to see you Chaos! You're taking good care of our Emma, right? 
That laughing computer is a hoot, partly because I relate.
Eoisa, have you ever seen the ones that are actually made of glass? I have a friend who swears by them, but talk about inflexible! I wouldn't be able to do a thing with those!
The Kama Sutra states that there are three different size classifications. They're different for women and men. A yoni (as they put it) comes in three sizes classified by rabbit, horse, and elephant. Rabbit women are small; tighter and shallower than average. Horse women are medium, and elephant women are very large. I can say that, as a 42 C, measurments on the outside don't have a lot to do with measurments on the inside.
Chaos and I must have read a different version of the Kama Sutra! I just saw he has different animals listed than what I remember. I remember rabbit, horse, and elephant for women. Rabbit, something I can't recall, and horse for men. What was that middle one? He could be right, it might be bull. Don't remember. Anyway, I didn't get very far into it; it goes on for pages about size pairings and the like. Wow.
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Originally posted by ChaosHasCome:
He he! Can I mention some of them?
Eeek! Erm. Possibly, but ask me first?
Only joking! I can't actually think of any embarrassing stories of you (that don't involve me!)
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Hey! You're a Jayne icon man! I always saw you as more of a Simon kind of guy. Except in the bedroom. Definately Jayne there!
How so? Because I'm thinking that's not good - prissy and uptight in normal life (sorry Simon fans!) but dim and indelicate in the bedroom? (Sorry Jayne fans!)
That's a very negative take on such wonderfully complex characters! I was thinking more of Simon's highly intelligent, reserved and fiercely loyal side combined with Jayne's uninhibited, fun-loving and dominant qualities. It was supposed to be a compliment! I'm sure not many women out there would say no to such a combination!
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I'm a mine of useless information...
Knowledge boy comes through with the info once more! (that's his nickname!)
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