Male and Female Imponderables--the Eighth (?)
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Saturday, June 24, 2006 05:26
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Size? I'm 6'1", have large thick hands, big ears, size 16 shoes, and am dark skinned. If I ain't a little above average than looking like a light chocolate covered clown is all for nothing!
If this goes through I'm glad to have been heard. Feel as if I have too much time to work without y'all.
Mal: Bwah.
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Oh please let this be back.. It loaded nice and fast and is acting normally..Hope it stays this way
Um NV-unless you deliberately misunderstood she was looking for a more personal measurement. However based on your personal stats I think we can figure that out;)
In case my mind's just gutter bound, I'm 5'2" 125 pounds size 6 dress, size 6 1/2 shoe:)
I choose to rise, instead of fall- U2
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How does one choose their weapon? I am very curious about the choices one makes online/at the naughty store. As for actual weapons of choice I always lean towards reliable, possessing a sufficient caliber and capacity. Do women think in the same terms with their joy implements?
MSG: I would have guessed you taller. As for the whole gutter bound remark... We're already there Hun, just grab the size 7 waders and trudge on through. We'll be the folks with the Browncoats pondering at the very Imponderable aspects of males and females.
Mal: Bwah.
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I don't know which gutter your mind is in, but my mental gutter features dry floors, roman style couches for pondering whilst lounging and a cd player.
Little bit of interior decorating can liven up any dirty thought.
I don't believe I just typed that.
As for size, I was once (very briefly) with a basketball player, huge tall muscly guy. And you know what they say about black men...
But I had no problems. Similarly, an ex was, er, more skilled in other areas. Again, didn't have a problem.
To repeat the old hackneyed phrase 'It ain't how big it is but what you do with it that counts'
Saying that, if I ever did start buying myself toys, I wouldn't be going neer the monsters. I also believe the 'best things come in small packages' saying.
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Ok, still having some troubles so I haven't been able to respond. Arg!
OK, size, yeah. As I've only been with one guy I don't have a lot of comparisons to make. He was a little above average size, and I will tell you that it hurt massively the first time. It got better, though.
Toys? I get medium size in terms of length, though usually slimmer than average. I find I do not get as turned on and lubricated by myself, so I can handle a bigger man than toy. Even a lubricated toy just doesn't work; I'm not as dialated I guess. The other thing is that toys are obviously not the same material and don't tend to have much give, so they can't adjust.
The thing is that women come in different sizes, too. I'm fairly small as far as I can tell. More than likely a "rabbit" woman according to the Kama Sutra. I'm sure I would be happy with any size in lover as long as he would listen to me about what I needed. Larger than average, he would need to figure out quickly how I respond to pain. Smaller than average would just need to learn what the best angles were to hit the right spots.
What's the other saying? "It's not the size of your pole that matters, it's how your worm wiggles."
Oh yes, and I'm 5'6 with size 8 1/2 feet.
You know that thing about feet and noses is a disproven old wive's tale, right?
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After telling me it couldn't post five times, I come back to see it in fact posted twice. Mur.
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You know that thing about feet and noses is a disproven old wive's tale, right?
So I've been told. It is however the only chat-up line that I'v ever dared to use! "My what big feet you have!" with a cheerful wink does break the ice! (Oh there was also the good old "Well, slap my thigh!" when I was in pantos!)
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Grrr argh! Double posty badness! It's such a struggle to get through to you guys at the moment!
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hmm, I would ask a riske and interesting question here but I'm feeling all inhibited in case my friend's reading. If you are I'm sorry I called you a sex toy boy! Hope you didn't take it the wrong way!
How could that possibly be taken the wrong way?
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Hmm, I'm not so convinced I didn't say something horribly embarrasing. I feel I may have come off an clingy and inseccure. Oh well. It's a bit late to start blushing now!
Chill! I didn't mean to intrude in your online being-yourself space. You just made it sound so fun! (And it is!)
Anyway, if you're feeling embarrassed, just remember some of the stuff you know about me, and you'll be fine again!
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He he! Can I mention some of them?
It's nice to have addicted a friend to the fun of FFF.net! I'll stop complaining and just enjoy the sharing now!
Hey! You're a Jayne icon man! I always saw you as more of a Simon kind of guy. Except in the bedroom. Definately Jayne there!
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