Male and Female Imponderables--the Eighth (?)

POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Saturday, June 24, 2006 05:26
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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 9:58 PM

Wow, not to say that is bad. But wow. Hope I didn't give you much of the creeps. Besides, like I said, I like everything about a woman. Not to sound like a stalker or anything, I like to see a woman when she is at her most natural. Reading a book, cooking, working on something. To see a woman candidly just being herself is just... whimsical. Also, I had a crush on two teachers growing up so seeing a woman in charge and teaching is amazing. Really want to date an elementary school teacher. Love the idea of fingerpainting with a snack and naptime afterwards.

Mal: Bwah.

SERYN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:07 PM

Ha, its funny you should say that!

I had an embarresing moment the other day, I was trying to work out a dress pattern in miniature and when i'm working i generally don't pay attention to anyone else, but one of my workmates is labelling stuff next to me, and kept laughing. Apparently I make these funny little mewing noises when i'm concentrating on something and i make a mistake or what ever.

She said it was like a cross between a sigh and a miow! So boy was my face red.

So no offence NVG, but don't watch me work, or at least don't laugh at the mewing, or you'll get things thrown at you.

(only soft, non painful things, but thrown nontheless)

Oh, you didn't give me the creeps don't worry. To be honest, this guy didn't much until his last comment, and i'm still not sure if i'm actually creeped out by it, or very flattered. But he was funny, liked pirates and lived a long way away, so it was a fun half hours conversation.

I like men feet as well, having done all the life drawing stuff, i found myself focusing more and more on hands a nd feet. I just think they are pretty. All scultural. And they stop you from falling over, which is useful.

Oh and hey! Stop picking on Nates GF! She's pretty enough (but you'r still prettier FMF!) and NF obviously likes her (and knowing what we do about him don't we trust his taste by now?) so yes I'm not particularly fond of her for for nabbing Nathan, and depriving us all of our dreams, but other than that she looks perfectly lovely! Bitch. ()

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RUGBUG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Eloisa:
Even when I was 21 and had the approximate vital stats of an underwear model, men just never found me attractive, and I never had the knack of picking them up. Maybe if you don't get that knack when you're in your late teens you never get it. Not sure.

Eloisa, I meant to reply long while back to this with a whole-hearted I AGREE!

I've never had the stats of an underwear model, but I do relate to the 'men just never find me attractive' and I am certainly knackless.

(well, they might find me attractive, but it rarely leads anywhere due to my inept social skills).

But after watching all my friends get married and be less happy than me, I'm not too sure that's such a bad thing.

If only I could be okay with casual sex...life would be perfect.

Tristan, you gotta stop talking about getting old. I think we're just about the same age and I.Am.Not.Old.

And I think I killed the board. It seems to go out when I'm editing.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:19 PM

Soft mewing huh? I must say that is incredibly adorable. Had to say it. I'm sure everyone will agree. Damn thats cute!

Mal: Bwah.

RUGBUG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:26 PM

Seryn: I had a roomie that would "Mmmmm" when she ate. It was never really a conscious noise as it was never followed up by a "wow, this is really good borscht" (or whatever :shrug:). It was almost an involuntary utterance. Cracked me up.

And I am hanging my head in shame for dissing on NF's girl. I'm sure she's perfectly nice. I just don't find her remotely attractive...that's all.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:42 PM

I must apologize also. He has to be respectd for his desicions. I'm just saying that FMF needs to be "strategically placed" to lay the mack down. At least a hand shake with the opportunity to grope. Something gorramit! Sorry, end of the day.

Mal: Bwah.

ELOISA

Thursday, June 15, 2006 10:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
Eloisa, I meant to reply long while back to this with a whole-hearted I AGREE! I've never had the stats of an underwear model, but I do relate to the 'men just never find me attractive' and I am certainly knackless. (well, they might find me attractive, but it rarely leads anywhere due to my inept social skills).

But after watching all my friends get married and be less happy than me, I'm not too sure that's such a bad thing. If only I could be okay with casual sex...life would be perfect.

Tristan, you gotta stop talking about getting old. I think we're just about the same age and I.Am.Not.Old.

And I think I killed the board. It seems to go out when I'm editing.

Inept socialness is an absolute pest. I'll say things online that I never would IRL (OK, I'll say things at all online and I take a couple of hours to start talking in any RL social situation; if it's a one-off like a party, that normally means just about when it's finishing). I feel sometimes it's like everyone else is talking in a language I've never heard before and I'm trying to keep up.

The whole getting old thing is something I've been fretting about lately. I just turned 26 and I've been feeling like I'm ageing for the past couple of years. Mid-twenties crisis. I heard it was worse for men than women - something to do with the whole earlier peak thingy. If so, I'm glad I'm not a bloke.

(I bet it was me rather than you who crashed it, BTW. Either that or you've picked up my poltergeist. She likes breaking things - lightbulbs, windows, computer monitors, my brother's X-box, etc.)

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 11:10 PM

RugBug, it is a known fact that women do not age unless they want to...men, on the other hand, have no choice!

I am sure that if NF actually met his future Mrs., he would wholeheartedly agree with us!

I took some pictures, I'll try to be uploadin' 'em in a bit...

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 11:30 PM

Alright, I'm gonna give this a shot...I'll post one in here, and the rest will be in photobucket. I'll give the link and a viewing password...let's see how this works...

-EDIT-
Shiny! It worked!
This is the link to the rest of them:
http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/tristan71/Random%20Photos/

Use the password "coffeecup" to view them. The photos of me are in the Random Photos folder.
There are a few albums in there of non-related stuff, and icons if y'all want.

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KPO

Thursday, June 15, 2006 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by mal4prez:
Okay, I have experimented with opening a photobucket account. Man - do they want a lot of info! I hope it works... The only pictures I have of me at work are from hockey. Ha!

I'm in orange:

And I'll share this one just cause my butt looks fabulous in hockey pants (I'm the non-goalie):

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Hehe. Reminding me of the "Is he ok?!?!" anecdote

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