Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made.

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UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 17:16
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J6NGO1977

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:27 PM

Judge Dredd was bad. The opening sequence with the Block war and the Judges move in looked promising but then.........Dredd took his helmet off. The film then ended. They missed the point of Dredd he is a total facist and cold man who believes in NOTHING but the law. He doesn't crack jokes, he doesn't kiss girls, he especially doesn't hang around with Rob Schneider and save his arse all the time.

Spiderman (1980s). What can I say. The cables looked the best when he was scaling a building in his gay lycra catsuit. LOL

CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
If I may ask what was the great difference? I'm always curious just what changes are made between studio cut & directors cut.

The studio insisted on a bedroom scene that the director took out of his cut, and there's a major subplot involving Foggy. Thirty minutes was trimmed for the theatre, and it was just character, plot, backstory, and who needs that?

Yeah, it's a much better flick when the director has the last word.

Chrisisall Nelson

STILLSHINY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:07 PM

Sounds like I would have liked that better. I thought the bedroom scene was so unnecessary. I know they just came out with another cut of Boondock Saints. Which in my opinion is a awesome movie, but I see no need to see it any bloodier. But that's just me. At heart I'm really pretty conservative. Hope I didn't hijack the thread. Though I should add I think the saints would make great charaters for a set of graphic novels, unless it's already been done & then I'm just obviously out of the "loop"

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CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sojourner:
I like most was disappointed with X3...just a let down. I do have to say that though the theatrical version of Daredevil wasn't that hot, the directors cut DVD made a whole lot more sense and made it enjoyable at least. but maybe I'm the only one who thought so

I actually didn't think much of X2, beyond the cool fights...

And no, you're not the only one who liked the Director's cut of DD

Radar sense Chrisisall

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:09 PM

I've skimmed through this thread and why oh why did Catwoman have only two votes as the one of the worst movie ever? I am still in horrified denial of that movie! Ok, it didn't help that I was (and am) a HUGE fan of the comic book character and so pretty much knew going in that I was going to hate it. I held out for ages but had to watch it just to see if it was as bad as I feared. It wasn't. It was sooooo much worse! I mean the comic book character has had so many interesting back stories (from abused street thief to ex hooker) but never once was she protesting about bad makeup firms. Call me picky but I like my films to at least acknowledge their origins (hence my annoyance with Xmen3).

Okay rant over!

As to the rest of the films mentioned, I do agree that most of them have pretty shallow scripts/ acting, but the fact that I have at various nights of insomnia watched and sometimes even enjoyed most of them shows my pretty high tolerance for junk food for the mind!

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CHRISISALL

Monday, June 19, 2006 12:30 AM

Say what you want about Catwoman, it was BAD! But not as bad as Superman 4.

I cried.

Kal-Elisall

SICKDUDE

Thursday, June 22, 2006 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by patsrule:
Kiss meets the Phantom.

Thanks for mentioning this one! Beyond the horribility of Batman and Robin, and Hulk, there is one more that is the worst...

Going way back here, but does anyone remember "Legends of the Superheroes"? It was a live-action, primetime show c. 1979. Truly awful!!!

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WHISPER

Friday, June 23, 2006 3:08 AM

Does Van Helsing count as a "superhero" movie? If so, it has my vote for worst. I hated the special effects, the script was terribly cheesy, and the acting was very subpar (and i like Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsdale). I kept hoping that the overly dramatic speeches would be under-cut Joss-style at some point, but by half the movie i gave up and turned it off.
I haven't seen many of the other movies mentioned- except x-3 (liked) and Daredevil (okay but most likely will not watch again).

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EMBERS

Monday, June 26, 2006 12:09 AM

yeah the Bad Super Hero movies far out weigh the good...
I go easy on The Hulk, I thought Ang Lee actually had something to say.
And I can understand Chrisisall's enjoyment of Fantastic 4
(it wasn't JUST the Alba obsession I'm sure)

But the only good Batman was Michael Keatons
(all the rest were really bad,
although Geo Clooney made a good Bruce Wayne)
and I found the CGI effect to be really bad in the Spiderman movies
and ofcourse Catwoman stunk
(it was only 50% the really bad script)
I couldn't bring myself to see Elektra

But personally I've been happy w/the X-men movies
(I have a huge Chrisisall style crush on Ian McKellen)

CHRISISALL

Monday, June 26, 2006 12:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:

And I can understand Chrisisall's enjoyment of Fantastic 4
(it wasn't JUST the Alba obsession I'm sure)

It really wasn't.
I was all LOLROTF when Johnny and Ben went at each other! The funny was the best part of Fantastic Four.
I haven't even seen Into The Blue or Honey...
*folds his arms*
Hmmph. Alba obsession....It was always about DARK ANGEL!!!

Maxfan Chrisisall

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