The Questionaire Part Deux!!
POSTED BY: TheSomnambulist
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Ok so what, maybe a year or two ago now I did a silly questionaire - as a means to know the 'lighter' side of all the browncoats here.... A twenty question marathon based on the frivolities of life. So here goes:
1.Best stand up comedian?
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
Those that are bald - gotta choose a thousand legger (wig) sorry.
4.The greatest invention?
5.Best holiday destination?
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
8.Are you ticklish?
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
13.Triffles or Meringues?
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
20.When was the last time you showed off!
Ok that's all.
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1.Best stand up comedian?
Steve Martin
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
Not if it's a Jayne or tin foil hat.
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
Mullet, baby.
4.The greatest invention?
Hulk-hands with smashing sounds. "UAAAAARGH! HULK SMASH!"
5.Best holiday destination?
New Zealand, I guess.
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
I'm more of a human interaction guy, and if that is not available, scratching my back on the door frame is whacky fun, so no thanks. If you could also pull your underwear out of your crack without anyone noticing, I'd be game, though.
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
Spiderman, Batman.
8.Are you ticklish?
Hell yeah.
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
Be present.
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
No good for rats.
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
There's someone else for me out there. The failed relationship was practice for the one relationship that counts.
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
People not tarring and feathering the Bush administration, and Firefly being unsuccessful.
13.Triffles or Meringues?
Triffles.
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
Yes, sir.
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
Unknown space.
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
Cauliflower, asparagus. Devil food.
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
To some degree.
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
Pretty eyes, nature.
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
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20.When was the last time you showed off!
The Master of All Existence feels no need to show off.
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Originally posted by Agatsu:
Loved Agatsu's responses!
1.Best stand up comedian?
Billy Connelly
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
Absolutely. In fact I wore a hat the other day and actually felt myself get eviler!
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
I used to have a bowl cut when I was six. Guess I could go back to the horror.
4.The greatest invention?
The spork. Sporks are funny!
5.Best holiday destination?
Zanzibar. The island of paradise (or it was 4 years ago. Probably built on by now)
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
3rd arm might be handy. I have a double jointed friend who knows not the torment of having an itch you can't scratch. Grr!
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
Vampirella. It's a hilariuos concept to go out to fight evil dressed in a short length of ribbon! That girl must use a LOT of double sided tape!
8.Are you ticklish?
Yes but please don't tell anyone. I find being tickled much less amusing that everyone else!
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
Talking articulately helps. Or they could just make a few vowel sounds!
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
Can be painful for long-haired hamsters.
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
Ice-cream!
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
I also vote the fact that Fox executives don't implode under the wieght of their own stupidity!
13.Triffles or Meringues?
Definately meringues (if they have soggy centres), but then again I do love a sherry triffle. Oooh, pudding dilemma!
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
Absolutley. I'm dead literate, me!
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
Space- where no person of either gender has been before!
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
Let's just say many a brussel sprout ended up behind the radiator. And there was a nasty incident with the headmistress and a cheese flan at school. I hope she didn't like those shoes!
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
Only late at night when I'm on my own.
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
Nathan's ass
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
I will follow wherever he leads!
20.When was the last time you showed off!
I guess now? To some extent anyway. I mean if I wasn't a bit of an attention craver I would be happy to sit at home alone without searching out people to chat with.
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Agatsu... :D
Nice responses. You made me chuckle.
Cheers
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Emma....
... What the hey is a spork?... Don't tell me it's a combo of spoon and folk? If it is I will feel all manner of bigus dickus!
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1.Best stand up comedian?
Mitch Hedburg. So, so funny.
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
Neg.
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
Those that are bald - gotta choose a thousand legger (wig) sorry.
Bowl.
4.The greatest invention?
Printing press.
5.Best holiday destination?
Grandma's.
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
Ew.
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
Batman. Hands down.
8.Are you ticklish?
Um...no. Yeah, that's it.
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
Say something rational.
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
I look on them with suspiscion.
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
Time.
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
Those Mentos commercials. Seriously, what ad genius thought that campaign up?
13.Triffles or Meringues?
Come again?
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
Yes.
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
Unknown space. Mars. How pedestrian.
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
Cooked carrots.
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
The naked female form. Come on, I'm a male with a pulse.
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
That took hours to create and it just sits there. Brilliant.
20.When was the last time you showed off!
The last time I played my guitar.
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1.Best stand up comedian?
Bill Bailey
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
umm, next...
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
Those that are bald - gotta choose a thousand legger (wig) sorry.
hmm. suppose a bowl cut to cover my bald head
4.The greatest invention?
those plastic bits at the ends of shoelaces
5.Best holiday destination?
greece
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
hmm, third arm
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
wonder woman
8.Are you ticklish?
a little ...
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
dependes why they want me ;)
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
noisy buggers
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
give it time
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
fox
13.Triffles or Meringues?
trifles. mmmm...
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
yep, I did watch star trek
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
unknown space i guess.
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
brussel sprouts. yeuch!
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
yes
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
pretty women
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
erm....
20.When was the last time you showed off!
all the time! seroiusly, can't remember, probably when I got my last mobile phone
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1.Best stand up comedian?
Mitch Hedberg was a great answer. I'll say Steven Wright to be honest but different =p
2.Do you look at hat wearers with suspicion, now that Joss deemed Hat weares as evil?
I used to be a hat wearer myself, until I actually looked at myself.
3.Ok there's a new world order. Only two types of hairtstyles available:
(a)The Mullet?
(B)Bowl Cut?
Those that are bald - gotta choose a thousand legger (wig) sorry.
Damn. Is ritualistic suicide an option? Is this before or after the spaceship question that come later? If I have to make a choice, I guess I'd try to make a mullet look like a ponytail or something.
4.The greatest invention?
Hrm...the wheel?
5.Best holiday destination?
Vegas, baby!
6.Were we given the choice would you like a third arm or some such appendage to be able scratch your own back?
If I get the back scratcher, do I have to give the third arm I got at birth back? Or maybe I can just opt to have that one extended so that it's long enough to scr...uhm. Nevermind. That's just creepy.
7.Best superhero/superheroine costume?
Aeon Flux. I would have gone with Vampirella, but again, I got beaten to the punch...
8.Are you ticklish?
No, not really. I would be willing to fake it for a good cause, though.
9.What does a person have to do to get your attention?
Not much. I try to keep an eye on as much as possible. For me to actually pay attention to them, they have to be interesting. Oh, and I'm partially deaf from working around jet engines, so don't be offended if I don't answer when you call me.
10.Hamster wheels... Your thoughts please?
A metaphor for life. Also candidate for the most sadistic invention ever.
11.Your tip for getting over a break-up.
As said by the Cherry Popping Daddies (the band, people, the band), the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Paraphrased.
12.Something you just cannot get your head around.
Logarithms. Damn it, those things gave me fits all the way through triginometry and calculus. I still don't know what the hell they're for in the real world.
13.Triffles or Meringues?
Meringues! Yum!
14.Did you know what corporeal meant before watching Joss' shows ?
Yuppers.
15.So the worlds gonna blow in about two days, there are two spaceships with room to spare one is heading to Mars the other is heading beyond into unknown space. Which would you choose?
I think I'd go for Mars. I don't want to go on a trip (especially if there are kids involved) and die before I actually get somewhere.
16.What food were you made to eat as a kid?
Hominy, liver, and brussel sprouts. All of them induce a gag reflex in me to this day. Fortunately, the dogs liked all of them.
17.Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, for the most part. I just don't understand them.
18.Something that just holds you transfixed?
First choice is the human female form. I don't care if it's already been said, I'm a big fan. I can study a woman's body for hours, and it doesn't even have to be a sexual thing. The body itself is beautiful and artistic.
Option two is any problem that is *just* out of my grasp. I can work on an algorithm until six in the morning and not realize it until my alarm clock goes off.
19. http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm
Drugs are bad, umkay?
20.When was the last time you showed off!
I have no idea. Nope, can't think of much...not my thing, I guess.
Amiton.
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1- Eddie Izzard
2- I don't know as suspicion is the right word perhaps concern
3- bowl cut ( mullet is just so wrong)
4- cell phones
5- Ireland (anywhere in Ireland I don't care)
6- Dear god no
7- hmmm probably batman
8- sometimes but not often
9- depending for my students just blink and I'm there for most others just if they need it
10- oh please don't we once had hampsters and they kept breeding and I started having nightmares of hampsters dropping from the sky so no wheels please.
11- Nice round of combat/kickboxing does it for me, but I am inherently violent
12- bad parents/bad teachers
13- both please mmmm
14- yes, but I'm an English teacher( not that you can tell from my posts. I have a typing disorder or something)
15- unknown space oooh adventure:)
16- lima beans
17- yes and I don't feel comfortable with them
18- tinsel(don't know why it just does)
19- ???
20- hmmm probably June 1st at Lagoon Park
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
Emma....
... What the hey is a spork?... Don't tell me it's a combo of spoon and folk? If it is I will feel all manner of bigus dickus!
Hmmm, how would you combine a spoon and folk? On second thoughts, not sure I want to know! Sounds very dirty!
Here's a spork!
The
Somnambulist
P.S. that snake thing at the bottom of your sig is freaking me out!
*runs*
*Runs after...* But snakes are so cute! Come and stroke him, he wants to be your friend!
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