THE FORSAKEN - Ring of Fire

POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Monday, June 12, 2006 22:32
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SASSALICIOUS

Sunday, June 11, 2006 5:52 AM

HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY COPILOT AND MAY YOUR PARTY BE FULL OF FORGOTTEN DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS.

"You hit me in the face with a bottle of TEQUILA!"

Citizen, The Forsaken banner is fabulous!

I spent my morning/early afternoon scuba diving and my night working/running around half-crazed because it was busy. This makes for a very sleepy sass.

*curls up into a little ball next to the fire and passes out*

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:18 AM

Goodness, Ookami!
That bar scene sounds like a combination of Tortuga *and* the Maidenhead, where River did her deadly dance.
How very interesting.
And you survived to tell the tale.

Have some of this: it's peppermint schnapps.

I'm going to pass out now, I think.

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P.Rose, don't worry about my slow-loading problem. I bet I've got the slowest machine on the face of Earth-That-Is. Some days I've just got to moan and whine, and this has been one of them.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

PHOENIXROSE

Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:27 AM

Awwwww, sleepy Sass!
*banks fire so it doesn't bite sleeping sass, dances on other side*

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OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:55 AM

Hey FloralBunny
Yeah, Kinda a interesting crowd to say the least !!! Will have to tell ya about Shienbashi, the reg night life section of Nagasaki sometime. If you think thats something, got a nice description of that for ya. Hamanomachi is the major shopping area street in Nagasaki, right next to it on the R side is, China Town, a couple streets up where the bar used to be, and then Shienbashi starts from kinda the street the bar/ night club was on going for about 4 maybe 5 streets up. Which all of this is probably nothing compared to the stuff in Sasebo, which is maybe 40 mints away still in Nagasaki Prefecture and where the U.S. Naval base is. Never managed to visit Sasebo area though. Thanks for the peppermint schnapps, hits the spot !!! Like I said, I tend to be a bit of a Wild Child But Naw, most part its safe, if a bit on the wild side. Well enjoy the sleep and I will regale ya with more tales in a while.

mata, Ookami yori

Well ain't this a coincedence, it happens to be 5'oclock somewhere in the World
I'll take a Black Russian, and a Samurai please darlen !!!!

CITIZEN

Sunday, June 11, 2006 3:02 PM

Happy Birthday CP.

If anyone's feeling a little cold around here:

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God, Oh my God”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “ A”

Oh and if anyone likes the idea of taking a holiday on a house boat:
http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/4246/

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

PHOENIXROSE

Sunday, June 11, 2006 3:08 PM

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EMMARIGBY

Sunday, June 11, 2006 3:24 PM

That's so funny! I like that!

Reminds me of my final year Zoology exam question which went something like:

"Explain, giving possible experimental designs to support your hypotheses, the purpose of a Unicorn's horn."

I dug into my Sexual Behaviour research to weigh the evidence for the horn being used to dig for food, used for territorial or mating conflicts or as an indicator of sexual attractiveness.

Then I started to have fun (in an exam? Unheard of!) and commented on the difficulties of obtaining enough research subjects of this highly rare species, the possible welfare implications of manipulation experiments since altering the length of the horn has been known to cause severe harm to the animals, and the punitive expense in finding and retaining enough virgin lab assistants.

I got a First in that exam! I think most examiners have a sense of humour!

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Hisssssss!

PENGUIN

Sunday, June 11, 2006 3:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Awwwww, sleepy Sass!
*banks fire so it doesn't bite sleeping sass, dances on other side*

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