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POSTED BY: jockockeyock
UPDATED: Thursday, February 8, 2007 21:37
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Originally posted by Paine:
Where in the hell did THAT come from? I don't remember either of those being in the gag reels.
PLEASE tell me where you got those...also the Mal "dirt nap with Baby Jesus" scene.
They'll let anyone use a modem these days, won't they?-jms
I hope you enjoy it as much as the rest of us:
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One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!
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My top 10 favorite Firefly/Serenity quotes
1.
Mal:"Define interesting"
Wash: "oh god, oh god we're gonna die?"
2.
Jayne: "You can’t change that by getting’ all…'bendy.'"
Wash: "All what?"
Jayne: "You got the—the light from the console…to keep you—lift you up. (chuckles) Oh, they shine like… little angels."
(Jayne collapses with a thud. The crew just stares)
Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
3.
Mal: “Wow wow, you see that right? You see it? (Wash nods) See that? Would you turn? Would you turn?”
Wash: “Do you wanna fly this thing?”
Mal: “D'you want me... would you pull over? Is that what you're supposed to be doing?”
Wash: “I will pull over this space ship right now! DAMN IT I don't know a back space ship driver!”
Mal: “GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!”
Jayne: “AAAAAHHHHHH!”
Wash: “Jesus Christ that's it Fine! (gets up) You wanna fly? Fuckin fly! (leaves) I'll be in my bunk!”
4.
Simon: "You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again. Often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... because I'm your medic. No matter how little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies - and more than enough of both. We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. Now I don't care what you've done, and I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. Because I don't see this working any other way." (exits)
River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."
5.
"Let's start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old."--Wash
6.
Operative: "You should know there's no shame in this. You've done remarkable things. But you're fighting a war you've already lost."
Mal: "Yeah, I'm known for that."
7.
"Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"--Mal
8.
Zoe: "Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come U-Day looking for a quiet drink."
Mal: "Now this is a sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."
9.
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's going to start a fair fight... or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman.. or I'm gettin' paid. Mostly if i'm gettin' paid." --Jayne
10.
Mal: “I’ve seen so much death.” (Pauses then dances)
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Whenever I'm asked that the line, "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" pops into my head. unfortunately without the scene that comes before it, including grabbing at the air and collapsing, it just looses it's effect.
Just the other day I was talking with people who has far as I knew had never seen Serenity and then we got going with so many great things, it all started with someone saying:
"This is the captain Speaking, we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode."
It was then that I found out someone thought Serenity was overhyped, apparently the way people had spoken of it he expected to have:
1 three hours of total enjoyment leading up to it
2 three hours of total enjoyment during it
3 three hours of total enjoyment after it thinking about it.
Then it didn’t last three hours and thus broke down at step two.
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My favorite lines would have to be:
Townsperson: You can not thwart God's will.
Mal: Yal see the man hangin, out of the spaceship with the big gun? it took us awhile to find this place and he did't want to come. Man's hankerin to kill some folk, so really its his will yal should be worried about thwartin'.
(Safe)
Mal: You ever see cattle stampede when they don;t gat any where to go, its kinda like a meat grinder.
(Safe)
Mal: after were done with this she can scream until our ears bleed, although I would consider it a kindness if she didn't.
(Safe)
Jayne: Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck.
(Jaynestown)
These next three do not really belong here, but I like um alot:
From The man They Call Jody, a Firefly fanfic on this site: I spent some time as a bartender and learned something your bartender should have learned along time ago, the best way to break up a fight is to speak softly and carry a big gun.
Russain Collonel refering to ex Green Beret John Rambo: Who do you think this man is, God.
Collonel Samuel Trautman being tortured by russain colonel: NO, God would show mercy.
and the infamous " Go ahead make my day."
You can fix anything if you have a big hammer and enough duct tape.
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My favorite lines would have to be:
Townsperson: You can not thwart God's will.
Mal: Yal see the man hangin, out of the spaceship with the big gun? it took us awhile to find this place and he did't want to come. Man's hankerin to kill some folk, so really its his will yal should be worried about thwartin'.
(Safe)
Mal: You ever see cattle stampede when they don;t gat any where to go, its kinda like a meat grinder.
(Safe)
Mal: after were done with this she can scream until our ears bleed, although I would consider it a kindness if she didn't.
(Safe)
Jayne: Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck.
(Jaynestown)
These next three do not really belong here, but I like um alot:
From The man They Call Jody, a Firefly fanfic on this site: I spent some time as a bartender and learned something your bartender should have learned along time ago, the best way to break up a fight is to speak softly and carry a big gun.
Russain Collonel refering to ex Green Beret John Rambo: Who do you think this man is, God.
Collonel Samuel Trautman being tortured by russain colonel: NO, God would show mercy.
and the infamous " Go ahead make my day."
You can fix anything if you have a big hammer and enough duct tape.
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"I think we'll rise again"
Its not clever its not funny but it warms me up.
"thats not much, Its enough"
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"Well, Lady, you are my kinda crazy."
~Mal
To which I normally reply, "Why YES I AM!"
I draw...therefore I am. http://www.mnartists.org/Nora_Leverson
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I just rewatched the gag reel so these are the ones that come to mind right now. So much fun!
"Start with the part where jayne gets knocked out by a 90 year old man...with man boobs."
"They just float out there sending out reav...raver reading parties."
"My cartridge fell out of my gun."
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These are two that stick in my head.
Jayne "Saw that comin."
Book "You don't fix the Bible, It fixes you."
But I read all the ones above and can't argue that they are great to. I will return in hopes of reading more.
And what do we do with the chain of command?
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