Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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LMAO, these are great!!
Can't breath, had mudders milk coming out my nose.
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These are great! I'm not worthy to contribute, but I'll give it a try.
Simon: My God, you're like a trained chicken, without the training.
Chicken: I'll go. Just stop describing me.
Mal: That's what governments are for: get in a chicken's way.
Jayne: If wishes were chickens, we'd all be eatin' ... chicken?
Wash: We got to go to the crappy town where I cross the road.
Kaylee: The whole point of crossing is that it ain't appropriate.
Okay, I give up. This thread is worth a bump, though.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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those were good! Shiny!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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HAHAHA! That was fantaaaastic. Thanks for sharing that! :)
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These are great! So funny I had tears streaming down my face!
I finally decided to register so I could reply. Here goes: 
Mal: You crossed my road, chicken. And that's a fact.
Sir Warrick Harrow: I think the chicken is a psychotic low-life.
Zoe: This is something the chicken has to do for itself.
Badger (to chicken): This is my gorram road, and I don't like the way you look down on me. I'm above you. Better than. Mammalian, see?
Marco (Out of Gas): Chicken? You're going to talk to us about chickens now?
Zoe (over PA): This is Zoe, I need ALL chickens on this side of the road.
YoSafBridge: Chicken, Peaches ... come back to this side of the road. You know how I can make you feel ...
Wash: Thought I might cross this road, me and the chicken.
Chicken: The chicken standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen?
Zoe: More'n a week, completely cut off, with the chicken entrenched not ten yards away. We even got to crossing the road and such, 'cause, what're you gonna do?
Sheriff Bourne (to chicken): It was indicated to you that there was an opening on the other side of the road?
Chicken (in Badger's accent): Sure, I crossed the road, more'n once. But it don't seem likely I'd tell you why, now do it?
Mal (to Bester): Get your prairie chicken off my road!
Kaylee: That's my chicken. That's my good chicken.
Zoe: He's a psycho you know, the chicken.
Mal: Wouldn't be the first chicken to cross the road, nor the last. Do you think that's a commentary on chickens?
Kaylee: Chickens' just got walkings, and they talk to me.
Zoe: Is that the chicken? Is that really it? Wash, pinch me, I must be dreaming!
Or how about, from Serenity outtakes:
Mal: Because it was a TRAAAP!!
That's all from me! 
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You wanna fly? F***ing fly! I'll be in my bunk!
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*bump* So, why did the chicken cross the road? ...
So as never to be under the wheel of nobody ever again.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Harken: Seems odd you would joke about a road you were on the wrong side of.
Chicken: May have been the other side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Oh c'mon, guys, pitch in. :) Chicken jokes are fun.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic chicken. It figures out who you are, it'll cross the road 'fore you can say... 'don't cross that road, chicken'."
Harrow: "You didn't have to run over that chicken."
Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny."
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about crossing the road?"
Chicken: "That it was manly and impulsive?"
Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
heh... some of my favorite quotes so I had to toss 'em in
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"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just."
- Abraham Lincoln
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Quote:
Originally posted by Decaf:
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about crossing the road?"
Chicken: "That it was manly and impulsive?"
Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
Hahaha! Brilliant. :)
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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The chicken was made to go across the road so
Joss could change the shooting axis for the
second half of the fight without having the
audience lose track of where everybody was.
Many thanks to whoever resurrected this thread.
I really needed the laughs this evening.
bun
~Bastards singed my chicken~
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