Random Degenerate Questions For Fans(Adult Only)

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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 6, 2006 00:24
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SIGMANUNKI

Monday, June 5, 2006 8:14 PM

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Originally posted by KuangZheDe:

Your mind is in the gutter

But, you put it there

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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 8:31 PM

Got me there

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VOLK564

Monday, June 5, 2006 11:00 PM

1- I'm thinking Wash. Zoe may be dominant outside the bedroom, but I have a feeling that that changes in the bunk.
2- 5. No more, no less. And one threesome. With two women, mind you - Jayne ain't a share-er.
3- Kalyee's toy runs off of a perpetual motion device and is bright pink with black and yellow polka dots.
4- Nah, no way Mal and Zoe would hook up. Mal is Zoe's CO - that would make their professional relationship strained on many different levels. Plus you'd see some hints to it in the show.
5- I'd say 225, and that's a low estimate, as I don't think the show tells us how long Inara has been space-hookering. If we assume once a week, and approx. 5 years of...working...that amounts to about 250 weeks, and we can knock off 25 for the times that she couldn't get a client.
6- No way. Before Saffron went crazy seductive on him, Mal was stalwart and teaching her how to be her own woman and stand up for himself. In fact, if he HAD slept with her that first time and she hadn't turned out to be evil, he'd probably feel much worse than the average sermon from Book could make him.
7- Nah. As has been pointed out earlier, she'd have made him shave it.

Fun questions.

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THENEXTMRSREYNOLDS

Monday, June 5, 2006 11:09 PM

Hello! Wash and Zoe are happily married, which means they do it every way possible...but Zoe decides.
And Kaylee has a pink Rabbit Pearl or whatever the future equivalent is.....it's the best and has the most features, as a mechanical person she would love it!
Mal would have done it with Saff- he is human after all, but he would have felt like he took advantage after.

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Monday, June 5, 2006 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by KuangZheDe:

1- Who is on top? Zoe or Wash (if another postion first comes to mind, feel free to include)
2- How many hookers can Jayne sleep with in a 24 hour period.
3- Kalyee mention batteries, How many batteries do you think fit in her toy and what color is it (as above, if you are thinking of a particular engine component, aslo feel free to mention it)
4- Have Mal and Zoe truely never hooked up (when and where please if yes)
5- How many different men has our faviorite space hooker slept with?
6- Mal Reynolds, would he have finished what he started with saphron?
7- Did Zoe ever get a "mustache ride" from Wash

And feel free to add any questions to this very short list, that if you say you never thought about, "you are full of "

For me, gotta answer with the follwoing:

1. Wash...cuz our favourite married couple have a compromise. Zoe's in control of things outside the bunk, but Wash gets behind the wheel in bed. Everything's fair and equitable...and I like to think Wash has had a slight bit more practice with intimate relations than Zoe has overall

2. Like someone else said, it's about the cashy money. Jayne could theoretically have the stamina to sex up a hooker every hour on the hour for day straight, but he would need the finances to support such endeavours. However, I like to think that Jayne's relatively vanilla when it comes to partner numbers...1, maybe 2 parnters in a night. I like to think of Jayne being someone who appreciates quality over quantity

3. One battery for any toy...cuz it's freaking nuclear powered or something. Kaylee's a mechanical genius and technology should have progressed to allow for decent miniturized power sources. Probably would need charging or new power packs every so often though. And the colour? Something feminine, I presume. Maybe a nice medium shade of pink or purple...

4. A Mal/Zoe hook up? Possible but probably not likely. If they did hook up, it was early on and short-lived, giving them time to realize their incompatibility as a couple and their strength as friends. Wouldn't be a lie really, if they were only intimate to certain (i.e. non-penetrative) degree.

5. Honestly? I would go a lot less than most people would estimate, and not for the assume reasons...maybe 75 to 100 at the very most. She's not a whore, so she has carefuly control of her clients; she would only be intimate with the clients she wanted to be intimate with, and not all of her service contracts would be for sexual reasons.

6. Personally I wanna say he would have gotten to a certain "make or break" point and then come to his senses. Not cuz he can't be intimate with anyone beside Inara (Nandi shows that argument falacious), but because he didn't feel anything for Saffron other than lust. He would have forced Saffron (unintentionally) to show her hand by having her go on the offensive and the end result would have been a tad different (no Inara smootching Mal while he's unconscious).

7. Doubt it highly, KZD. Most Browncoats have assumed Zoe really didn't come to her senses till Wash sacrificed Paco (some fan's name for Wash's lipfuzz, not mine) to the alter of Zoe. Even if she did get funky with Wash while still facially histute, she probably would have made him shave so he wouldn't tickle/irritate her intimate spots

Just my 2 platinum, though

BlueEyedBrigadier

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AGATSU

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 12:04 AM

For some reason, I just pictured Wash in bed with Zoe, and he's wearing nothing but an old pilot bonnet with flaps, plus goggles, going "Everything looks good from here. Yes... Yes.. This is a fertile woman and we will thrive. I will rule over all of this woman and I will call her.... This Woman."
And then he'd put on the goggles and make engine sounds with his lips and, well, go for a daredevil dive.

Wasn't that somewhere in the deleted scenes?

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 12:24 AM

1- I think they switch from time to time. But I think Wash is on top most of the time.
2- Im guessing between 5 and 10.
3- 2 batteries. Not sure about the color though, pink perhaps.
4- Nope
5- Think she has lost count long ago
6- Yes, but he would probebly have felt ashamed about it later.
7- Nope, he shaved it off as soon as they started to develop something.

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