How to Fight off Zombies from what Firefly has taught U

POSTED BY: KuangZheDe
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GUNRUNNER

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:42 PM

(Cocks purse sized gun for emphasis) Leave no man behind!

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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:46 PM

Shot anybody in the cluthces of a Zombie mob as "A piece of Mercy." Before they join the ranks of the undead

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

STILLFLYIN

Monday, June 5, 2006 9:17 PM

1. Call in every ship in the quadrant and meet them in the air

2. Swear by your pretty floral bonnet that you'll end them

3. Have the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun follow through on his will to kill some folk.

CYBERSNARK

Monday, June 5, 2006 9:24 PM

They don't like it when you shoot at 'em.

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CHRISTHECYNIC

Monday, June 5, 2006 9:24 PM

It occurs to me that when the inevitable zombie attack does come the best advice firefly has to offer might be in the song, find someone with a space ship and tell them to,
"Take me out, into the black
Tell them I ain't coming back,
Burn the land and boil the sea,"

Which sounds very similar to what Aliens taught me about fighting zombies, "Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

CHRISTHECYNIC

Monday, June 5, 2006 9:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
They don't like it when you shoot at 'em.

Hey! I said that.

I think I'm supposed to say some over used line about thinking alike now, whatever, obviously I agree with you.

13

Monday, June 5, 2006 10:08 PM

Come at them sideways, sidle up and smile.
Always have a standard immunization package.

Make sure you get a few free thrusts before, as you're not long for this world.

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13, First Mate of the 'Heart of Haven'
and Honorary Forsaken

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 10:11 PM

Have we investigated the effect the Fruity Oatie Bar commercial has on them?
I actually have a friend who received as a bithday gift a machete inside a box with a glass cover that had a lovely illustration and the instructions in case of zombie attack please break glass...I wish I had one, but her husband spent so long on it he said it's not worth his time to make another...sigh

Maybe Serenity needs a nice flamethrower with an in case of reaver please break glass sign. As I am fairly certain setting them on fire should be reasonably effective and as they tend to bunch up it could take out a large number.

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

KUANGZHEDE

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 1:19 PM

While I love the thought of fire, who doesn't, it may be dangerous to have a mob of zombie fireballs walking around catching other stuff on fire before their brain temperature reached critical.

I still like the mental imgae though

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

MSG

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 2:56 PM

yeah KDZ it was cracking me up the image of wildly flailing reavers all bouncing off each other trailing fire..hmm this attack may only be a good idea in an open area setting. Closed quarters of the ship might just not be my best plan...

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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