How to Fight off Zombies from what Firefly has taught U

POSTED BY: KuangZheDe
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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 4:46 PM

As most can tell from my last two forums created, I am slipping into madness. Sooooo, that being said, I would like to know what you have learned from Firefly that will help you keep your brain in your skull when the inevitable Zombie attack does occur. Remember the knowledge you learn here could just save your life or that of a loved one.

For example, I think 3 rotating shifts at 4 hour intervals (Heart of Gold) is a sound watching schedule as Zombies do not sleep.

How bored can one man be? Is it not obvious.

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

PHOENIXROSE

Monday, June 5, 2006 4:48 PM

A stripped amygdala makes for a fighter of epic proportions

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TRISTAN

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:03 PM

Always firmly identify all the hurdles you may be faced with beforehand.
Oh, and always have a holy man with a high-pressure water hose handy.

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GUNRUNNER

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:22 PM

Always bring Grenades.

If possible always attack with superior numbers (… its why we lost you know…)

Stealth, perhaps you’ve heard of it? (No not the movie Gorramit!)

Always remember where your ammo is at. (“Where’s my spare clips!?”)

If possible avoid using ‘Xi niu High Tech Alliance Crap’.

Hand Jayne a big stick and stand back.

Peck on them for a spell with mortars then attack with rollers and every other damn thing. (Alliance Battle Tactics 101)

Two words: Air Support (“… Tell the 82nd to...” “…They ain’t coming…”)

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GUNRUNNER

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:23 PM

Calls in some of that Air Support on the double post.

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DAVESHAYNE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:25 PM

Don't run. If you run they'll have to follow you. It's their way.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

STILLFLYIN

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:28 PM

And if they do give 'em a peck of trouble of about it. The kind where you chop off thier hands and feet with a machette and roll'em into the bog.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:36 PM

Personally I think I'd just lead the Reavers to them. Reavers vs. Zombies leaves two possible outcomes:
1 The zombies all die horrible deaths, I just beat the zombies.
2 The zombies win, all of the Reavers become zombies, this makes the Reavers far more pleasant as they now merely eat you alive, as opposed to the other stuff, and are no longer smart enough to get a hold of you with their magnetic grappler.

But that isn't something I learned, I worked it out on my own.

I did learn that they don't like it when you shoot at them, and ... um ... so I didn't learn all that much.

SINGATE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:39 PM

Give River one of those slayer looking axe-like weapons from the BDM then play the fruity oaty bar theme.

Kick em' through the engines.

Blow em' out the airlock.

Tell Jayne they drank the last of Kaylee's home brewed liquor.

Have Simon withhold sex until Kaylee dispatches all aforementioned zombies.

Pull a Crazy Ivan. Zombies would have no appetite for brains after such a maneuver.

Give them a rainstick to play with then shoot em' in the head while they are distracted.

Give Simon free run of the kitchen so's he can produce another crotch scented delicacy. This will also cause a loss of appetite.

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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:42 PM

Always.....Put a bullet in the brain pan, "Squish"

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

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