Random Degenerate Questions For Fans(Adult Only)

POSTED BY: KuangZheDe
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 6, 2006 00:24
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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:08 PM

As with many of my post of late, sex has been on the mind, so this may not be appropriate for some children under 18, or for that matter anybody who has issues discussing these topics. You have been warned.

KZD

Well, I am really pumping out topics today. This is going to be a list of questions with no right or wrong answers that I would like to know your opinions on as, it is all in good, degenerate fun.

1- Who is on top? Zoe or Wash (if another postion first comes to mind, feel free to include)
2- How many hookers can Jayne sleep with in a 24 hour period.
3- Kalyee mention batteries, How many batteries do you think fit in her toy and what color is it (as above, if you are thinking of a particular engine component, aslo feel free to mention it)
4- Have Mal and Zoe truely never hooked up (when and where please if yes)
5- How many different men has our faviorite space hooker slept with?
6- Mal Reynolds, would he have finished what he started with saphron?
7- Did Zoe ever get a "mustache ride" from Wash

And feel free to add any questions to this very short list, that if you say you never thought about, "you are full of "

I wonder if I will get kicked of this site soon?

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

PHOENIXROSE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:15 PM

I would say Zoe is probably mostly on top. That or in my favorite position, the "black bee" (which is, in fact, the one used in the love scene between Nandi and Mal)
My guess would be three, maybe four. Guy needs to sleep, after all.
Kaylee's toy is dark pink and holds two batteries (standard for most toys)
Mal and Zoe have not hooked up. He isn't right for her.
Inara has slept with thousands of men. Think about it; even an appointment every week or so would add up pretty quickly.
Yes, if Mal hadn't been drugged, he would have finished what he started. We see an excellent example of this in Heart of Gold.
I don't think it was a "mustache ride" - she would have made him shave it. Mustaches itch. I bet that's why he shaved it, actually.
Can't think of any questions of my own. Sorry. Too sleepy.

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TRISTAN

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:20 PM

Interesting post...I'll play along!

1. Zoe. And Wash loves it.
2. I would guess perhaps 4, maybe 5...but he would be useless the next day.
3. Assuming batteries are the same as now, two would do it. It's probably chrome-plated...
4. No, Mal and Zoe have not hooked up.
5. Inara...somewhere in the neighborhood of a fifty to a hundred, I would guess.
6. Beyond the shaodw of a doubt, he would have finished.
7. I think Zoe made him shave it off long before they got intimate.

That was fun.

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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 5:31 PM

Regarding how many hookers jayne can sleep with in a day. I think you are not even close to this man apes true potential. After using my patented 5 F steps (mentioned in "how Firefly got my girl back") I had intercourse 5 times on Saturday (after 2 epsiodes back to the bedroom). Now while this was a marathon by any standards, and I was damn proud of myself (KZD pats self on back), I am no where near the sexual prowess of Jayne. I was of course exhausted, but I am no Jayne. Please take this under advisement for future post. I am guessing Jayne could do (including multiple partner affairs) 8-10 hookers in a day. He is just an animal. But just my opinion.

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

AGENTROUKA

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:06 PM

1) I think that's an equal thing both ways. Wash likes her on top (no doubt) but Zoe also doesn't mind when Wash gets a little dominant (see the occasional slap to the bottom..), so I think there's a lot of variety with those two, hehe.

2) Heh. As many as he can afford? I'll leave that for the men to answer. *g*

3) She probably tinkered with the toy to make it more efficient, so one battery. And it's green!

4) No way. Zoe respects Wash enough not to lie to him about that, and really... those two? No way!

5) Let me calculate... I say she's 27, started business when she was 18, once a week makes a nice average... 468 clients alone. Make that 400 for repeat clients.
Then there might be the occasional affair or any male Companions in training, but that number would be unsignificant, considering. *g*

6) I am actually not sure! Saffron plays the virgin, asking Mal to show her the Ways of Love.
Mal just isn't the most confident lover in the world, and though he kisses her with enthusiasm, he might have gotten hesistant again somewhere in there, considering how much hemming and hawing goes on with Nandi, who is an experienced pro. Mal has sex issues, woman issues, self-worth issues and moral issues that might have come up again.
Then Saffron would have needed to get a lot more tricky and pushy and Mal might have wondered just how much of an inexperienced "maiden" she really is. (Not thatSaffron is stupid enough to give herself away like that...)
I give it a 50/50 chance.

7) That is the most icky turn of phrase I have ever heard. Dude. They're married adult people, they've probably done it all!

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:43 PM

1-Zoe on bottom- You don't want to be in charge all the time
2- Jayne can sleep with 24 hookers in 24 hours ( he is obviously a man who takes his time and has enough stamina to continue)
3- Most toys only take 2 and it's probably pink and I find it mildly hilarious that every woman said 2 batteries ( gee what does that say about us)
4- Nope it's hard to get it on with people dying nearby( kind kills the mood no pun intended)
5- Dear god who can count that high
6- oh Hell yes
7- hmm lets think about this ...DUH!

Oh and saying Adults only is the fastest way to attract kids

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:54 PM

Good point on "saying Adults only attracts kids" but what did you want me to say..Kids only

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

SIGMANUNKI

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:09 PM

1- Probably both as sex with warrior woman can get naughty.

2- From HoG, he seems to pick a fav, and run with it. So, one. But, by choice. Now how many times... don't know.

3- Because it's plural, I'd gather it'd more than one, but I won't guess beyond that.
As for colour, I'd say it's pick with frills.

4- No.

5- I think she even lost count.

6- Even he admitted he was going to the special hell.

7- No. That seems to be the reason for her not liking him. I imagine that after he shaved, she took another look and became interested.

Quote:

if you say you never thought about, "you are full of "

Actually, I haven't. But, I think that just says that my mind isn't as in the gutter as yours

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:31 PM

But you have thought about it, how else did do fill out the questions?

It is a "trap" statement

If you say you NEVER (and we know that is no longer the case) thought about it..etc

Your mind is in the gutter , I got these questions from...from...uh...a Glamour Magazine...yeah...yeah...thats the ticket

Stay Shiny and thanks for responding

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

SAMEERTIA

Monday, June 5, 2006 8:06 PM

In the love scene we see between Zoe and Wash, she assures him he knows all the steps. That tells me that she lets Wash be on top.

I thought a Mal/Zoe scenario was impossible until I wrote one...but I think it would have been about what I wrote- one night, regretted. *shrug*

Kaylee has more than one toy. Probably three or four- girl's got to have one for every mood, you know!

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