Twenty-First Floor: Now Nicely of Legal Age

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JADEHAND

Sunday, June 4, 2006 1:34 AM

Bryce,
They have The Damage, and 3 other complete songs up at www.myspace.com/marillion Songs include KAYLEIGH everybody check 'em out.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

ORPHEUS

Sunday, June 4, 2006 3:20 AM

On the topic of cats and electronics:

Sorry, but I can't find the rest of the comic anywhere.

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"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"

SERYN

Sunday, June 4, 2006 12:43 PM

very funny.

Yup, my cat adors my keyboard, even though its not warm,

I just think she can't stand the fact that when i#m on the pooter I pay more attention to it than her.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

JADEHAND

Sunday, June 4, 2006 2:29 PM

yes, kitties are attention whores. "oh you're looking at that in stead of me? Let me get inbetween your face and the screen then." Always.
Bad Kitties.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

SERYN

Sunday, June 4, 2006 2:47 PM

its good to know that its not just my cat cat.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

JADEHAND

Sunday, June 4, 2006 7:55 PM

No, It's all of them. Most kitties are insane. I know one, appropriately named "Mischeif" who absolutely loves to be spun around in fast circles while he sits on an office chair. The chair stops, his head wobbles as the dizzy effect passes.... then he jumps back in the chair and perchs in wait to be spun again.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

SERYN

Sunday, June 4, 2006 8:17 PM

ok, we're talking about mad pets now, so do you want to know what just happened to me?

Ferret.

Thats what happened. My mum goes out to pick up my sisters dogs and walk them round the park, leaving me to cook dinner. (i'm a dab hand at stir frying whatever is in the fridge and then dumping a jar of sauce on top of it) so i go downstairs, look out of the window and the ferret is on the roof of the hutch. I go out play with her for a few minutes, then come back in, and in the time it takes to was my hands, the ferret is gone. I assume she's got down, and is on the floor, I go to the window to see if thats so... no ferret.
I happen to look up.... ferret butt two garden walls away, and moving fast. I go out, i try everything, calling her name, clapping chittering, kitty calls, banging her food bowl against the wall, everything. No luck.

Then a guy from another street (whose allyway, as opposed to our own, she is in) calls "have you lost a ferret?" (I was very good and resisted the sarcy reply) The upshot is, he has the gate to the allyway open, so I can go round and grab her off the wall. So I race round the streets, and he has her managed to get her down off the wall with his broom, she's sat on the broom head chittering away like its great fun. I grab her, thank him and run back round to the house.

The front door closed. I don't have my key with me.

Nor do I have my phone. our next door neigbour who usually had our spare key moved out a week ago, so igo up to the entrance to our own ally (which should be open, but our psychopath neigbour locked and spiked) theres no way ican get over the wall, even if i didn't have a ferret. I try Knocking on the psychopaths door and they ignore me.

So I sit there for an hour and a half, while my mother, totally oblivious, goes and has a cup of tea at my sisters. The ferret alternates between wriggling like hell and trying to climb all over my sunburt arms, to sleeping all curled up and cutesy, like butter wouldn't melt, in my hands. While all i can do it sit in the beating sun, on a bloody uncomfortable pointy wall, hoping like hell that my mother remembered to take her keys with her.

Needless to say she did, and i'm back inside, safe and well. My cat has graciously forgiven me for daring to be outside when she was indside and wanting to be fed, and the ferret is staying cooped up in her hutch until we can figure out where to put it so that we don't have Ferret Adventures the sequel.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

MAI

Sunday, June 4, 2006 8:36 PM

*hands Mattie several buckets of ice cream supplies. assists in throughly sundae-ing david and his shiny suit.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

MATTIE

Sunday, June 4, 2006 8:59 PM

Woot! Thanks Mai!!!
*takes as many of Mai's proffered buckets of sundae-ing materials she can hold and follows her example of smothering david* I hope you can get a refund for that once beautiful suit!!
Dave, I know you can't object to two pretty girls smothering you in ice cream!

Wacky fun!

CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, June 4, 2006 10:17 PM

Aw poor Seryn!!

(but very amusing story!)

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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