New James Bond
POSTED BY: Villiers
UPDATED: Monday, June 5, 2006 18:18
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Im not one to judge before i see the movie, im just sifting through rumour etc at the moment.
However, im not one for this pathetic boycott crap, but if you dont like Daniel Craig for any reason, check the following site out, i found hilarious in a guilty way.
http://www.craignotbond.com/
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The following is ALL the info provided on Bond's history on the Casino Royale official site:
HISTORY
VALENCE REPORTS
Commander James Bond is a Senior Operational Officer stationed at MI6 HQ, London. Per request, the following is a summation of James Bond’s history to date:
LINEAGE
Born: Glencoe, Scotland
Father: Andrew Bond (deceased)
Born: West Berlin, Germany, 13 April, 1968
Education: Fettes, London School of Economics
C.V.:
Rutherfords, Ltd. - Junior Clerk - 1 year
Carmichaels & Curry, Ltd. - Investment Agent - 3 years
Vickers Defence Systems (now BAE Systems Land & Armaments Group) - various positions. Senior Account Manager for five years previous to death.
Mother: Monique Delacroix Bond (deceased)
Born: Yverdonm Canton de Vaud, Switzerland
Education: Mon Fertile, Morges, Switzerland
Both parents died in a climbing tragedy while attempting to scale north-east ridge of the Aiguille de la Persévérance.
EDUCATION
Until age 11, James Bond was educated in Switzerland and Germany, where his father was stationed as a Vickers executive. After the death of his parents, he was privately tutored by his aunt and guardian, Miss Charmain Bond (deceased) of Pett Bottom, Kent.
12-13: Eton (expelled, as the record notes, “for repeated curfew violations and ‘trouble’ with one of the maids”)
13-17: Fettes: Won numerous athletic competitions. Twice boxed for the school as a light weight. Formed the first intermural judo league for the public school circuit.
17-31: Royal Navy
30-present: MI6
MARRIAGE
Marriages/relationships: Bond has never been married. He has had many liaisons with members of the opposite sex, but none of particular closeness or length.
HOBBIES
James Bond has excelled in solitary sports. He is an avid climber, diver, swimmer, and an excellent runner. During his teens, he spent time studying both climbing and skiing with local Austrian instructor Hannes Oberhauser during term breaks at Fettes. James Bond does not race cars, but he does enjoy driving very expensive vehicles very fast. Cdr. Bond has gambled at many European casinos, although never to ruin. He drinks, but not to excess.
MILITARY RECORD
Admiral Griffin Reports:
Attached are summaries of Commander Bond’s military service. They are viewable by section:
BRITANNIA ROYAL NAVAL COLLEGE
Commander Bond excelled in all areas of training. He seemed to come into his own upon his entrance into the service. Cdr. Bond matriculated from his coursework at BRNC with passable marks. However, whilst excelling at athletic competitions, strategic operations, and counter-intelligence courses, but his unconventional approach to his education, his diffident attitude to certain of his superiors, and a lack of respect for curfew drew him many demerits. On more than one occasion, a fellow candidate was strongly suspected of lying to protect Cdr. Bond from punishment.
SEA SERVICE
Cdr. Bond conducted his year of Sea Service with high recommendations from his Chief Petty Officers and Warrant Officers. He applied for and was uniformly recommended for work in Naval Intelligence.
EARLY SERVICE
Bond served as an intelligence officer on HMS Exeter both before and during Operation Granby, and later was able to transfer to submarine service, touring on the HMS Turbulent. His natural abilities, mental quickness and confidence impressed his commanding officers. Within a year of being assigned to HMS Turbulent, it became apparent that Bond was not being sufficiently challenged with his duties. Cdr. Bond volunteered for Special Boat Service.
SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING
Cdr. Bond excelled at SC3 and Underwater and Aquatic Warfare training. He constantly equalled or bested his superior officers and instructors in all areas after nominal experience. Cdr. Bond earned the distinction of being the only candidate to entirely escape detection during the night limpet placement operation at Plymouth. There was some doubt as to whether Bond had actually accomplished the mission per the assignment until he demonstrated his rather ingenious m
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Never married.
Anyone smell that. its kinda funky......
I think its that bullsh*t that was developed at EON Production after Cubby died.
in at least four bond movies, it is hinted, EVEN SEEN that bond was married. I think it was mentioned somewhere in the spy who loved me by agenet triple X, For your eyes only, he tends the grave of his wife, licence to kill it is mentioned that ond was married and doesnt like to talk about it, EVEN in the world is not enough elektra clearly knows he was married and even asks if he has lost a loved one, bond just slyly smiles and avoids the subject. It was not denying he was married but it has happened in the series chronology but dates are never mentioned, thus not creating huge loopholes in the series.
Now their just throwing all of this out of the window just to reboot the franchise.
i reckon this will be the george lazenby moment all over again.
Craig will do this and it will be disaster, itll be a couple of years and brosnan will return for an encore while they search for a WORTHY sucessor to fill his shoes.
thats my theory.
sorry if i have offended anyone or un-intentionally bad mouthed people.
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