Road Rage
POSTED BY: ChrisMoorhead
UPDATED: Friday, June 2, 2006 19:03
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Ok, so, I just home from shopping at a military surplus store, and this asshole cuts me off when I'm trying to switch lanes. I give him the finger, and he starts making faces at me in his mirror.
Next stop light, I'm right behind him. So, since I know the light's a pretty long one, I get out with my butterfly knife. About this time, the asshole starts freaking out and locks his door, honking his horn trying to get people to make room. too many cars, so by the time the light's gree, I'm back in my car driving happily, and he's got the word "fucker" scrapped into his trunk.
Fucking A man... good times. I just needed to tell somebody, cause I'm giddy as a pig in shit right now.
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Road Rage? Hell yes!
When he started making faces at you in the mirror, did you feel momentarily homicidal?
He thought you was going to gut him like a pig. Did you really scrap those words into his car? You are the gutys one.
River
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The real tragedy here is that you think you're cool because you did this 
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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You have the right to kill me... you have the right to do that, but you have no right to judge me...
When did I say I thought I was cool for it? I'm happy that I did it, but being as I graduated from High School several years ago I'm a little bit beyond "cool" and "lame". There are actions, and perceptions of those actions.
Psychotic, righteouse, unjust, doesn't really matter how you perceive it. I was angry, and I vented.
I once watched a snail crawl across the edge of a strait razor. That is my dream. That is my nightmare. Crawling, along the edge of a strait... razor... and surviving.
And yes, River, he'll forever have a reminder of why it's important to have the ability to defend your dumbass actions on public roadways etched into the back of his vehicle. Homicidal? No, but deffinately angry. Angry that he had done this to me, and that he refused to step up when I called his bluff.
But ultimately, I'm glad this happened. It's a growing experience.
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Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
You have the right to kill me... you have the right to do that, but you have no right to judge me...
When did I say I thought I was cool for it? I'm happy that I did it, but being as I graduated from High School several years ago I'm a little bit beyond "cool" and "lame". There are actions, and perceptions of those actions.
Psychotic, righteouse, unjust, doesn't really matter how you perceive it. I was angry, and I vented.
I once watched a snail crawl across the edge of a strait razor. That is my dream. That is my nightmare. Crawling, along the edge of a strait... razor... and surviving.
And yes, River, he'll forever have a reminder of why it's important to have the ability to defend your dumbass actions on public roadways etched into the back of his vehicle. Homicidal? No, but deffinately angry. Angry that he had done this to me, and that he refused to step up when I called his bluff.
But ultimately, I'm glad this happened. It's a growing experience.
Well, just make sure you don't mess with the wrong one. Some clown just out of rehab might screw with you on the road, and you'll stop and get out of your car for some car scratching action, and he'll pull out his Desert Eagle and blow your ass away, and there you are the next day...a black and white photo of you on the 2nd page of your hometown newspaper.
You've got to be careful.
River
P.S. Don't let the creepoids get your goat on the road. If I were given a dollar for every homicidal thought I had for some creep who cut me off or did some stupid crap on the road, I would be rich enough to rule this here world.
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EDIT: What country do you live in that people have the right to kill you? Last I checked, in a civilized nations, that was rather illegal.
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Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
but being as I graduated from High School several years ago
Then you should be a bit beyond such things, now shouldn't you.
It's people like you that make the world as the horrid place that it is.
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Well, murder is against the law here in the United States, but there seems to be thousands of people every year that forget this little detail, and they go about killing and maiming for all sorts of reasons.
Humans have been killing each other since the Dawn of man...I suspect it’s going to be quite some time before we get to the point where we aren’t killing each other over stupid crap. Also, I believe that killing is part of human nature....you take that away, and you take away the human. There never will be a time on this planet that the lion lays with the sheep. It’s a nice thought, but it isn’t reality.
The problem with people in a so-called civilized society is that they start to take on utopian thinking…this is a bad thing. Reality is tossed out the door, and governments begin to think that they can make better people. In that direction lays madness.
Sounds pretty bad I know, but that is the current reality. Having some stupid guy laughing at you in his car after cutting you off and mocking you in the scheme of things is rather small, but to some people, its the acids for killing....go figure, and welcome to the human race.
If I had a choice I rather that this planet and the people on it could all love each other, but that's not reality, so in the words of some famous guy of the past who's name I can't think of right now: "Praise the lord and pass the ammo." That's the mindset of the human race.
River
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You summed it up very nicely. If we’re going by man’s law, then killing is obviously illegal, whereas judgment is more than allowed, it is encouraged. But the hypocrisy behind man’s law makes it irrelevant. If a man kills out of passion, he’s a criminal, but if he kills for the government, he’s a hero. For the Lord’s sake, we train young men to drop fire on people, but we wont let them write fuck on their planes because it’s obscene.
It is by natural law that you have the right to kill me. But no other animal in nature judges it’s pray before it kills. Robert Heinlein observed that "An armed society is a polite society", but we here in the states live from day to day without the threat of punishment to keep us in line. We believe our Big Brother will keep us safe at every turn. It’s me that makes the world so horrid? I think it’s the person who cut me off, and instead of trying to make amends for his actions, taunted me as if he had accomplished some great work. It was him who abused the gray area of the Big Brother system, doing as much as possible without crossing the line, and being so proud of it.
High School was a proving ground. Where I went, they actually told us that if we were attacked, we were to lie down and cover up until security arrived. They said that if we fought back, we were just as responsible as the guilty party. Again, man’s law tries to encroach upon natural law. But my father explained it to me, he said that for my entire life I would be subject to laws and regulations, and that when the time came that one conflicted with my freedoms and natural rights, that I would have the make a decision. To take the unjust punishment, or to let my true rights be infringed to stay out of trouble. It was a reality check and one of my first steps out of childhood, to be told that I would many times in my life be punished for doing the right thing.
As for the Desert Eagle scenario... he’d only be doing me a favor.
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let me get this straight you pulled a knife on someone because he cut you off and made faces at you ? then you scratched up his car. you feel good about this? first of all "man law" tells us right away were your mind is at (beer comercial).
your a pussy for pulling a knife on someone cant you handle your own without a weapon
Your an idiot for telling the story on FFF.net
I know you werent in vegas when you did this because you would of been turned into a bloody heap with no head if you did. (we give out conceled weapons permit with your drivers license at the dmv)well at least it seems that way.
grow up dude
"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."
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