Loafer's Nook 16 - post Chocolate fight
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 31, 2006 20:28
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Bah, last family thing I went to, I go shoved on the end of the table with my dad's mothers friends. My sister had just got engaged, so all they did was talk about how great she and her fiance (who was an idiot and i'm so glad they broke up) were, in between asking me a hundred times if Iwas 'courting' yet (yup, thats right folk, they said 'courting') then asking me why.
(of course, giving them the answer 'well, my boyfriend was going to propose, but then he found out that I wasn't really keen on the idea of swinging or S&M and really didn't want to set up a bondage den in the basement. Still, his loss, for my next conquest i'm thinking maybe a big hairy, sweaty, beer guzzling Hells Angel, but i've yet to meet any in Birkenhead' would probably result in the need to call paramedics (maybe I should have done it, would have put paid to similar situations in the future...) And the real answer (a desperate cry of 'I'm nineteen fer chrissakes! I'm barely out of the 'boys smell wierd' phase! Get off my back you coffin dodging bunch of crones!) would harldly have been more appropriate.)
so I mumbled something about being busy and happy single and got the significant looks and silent mouthings of 'lesbian' all bloody night.
And to cap it all the food was bloody awful!
Now Serenity dear... that was a rant.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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That was a nice rant. I'm impressed. 
I can totally relate though. For the past four years or so (I'm 19 at the moment, soon to be 20, just so you know) everytime I go to a family gathering my grandfather always asks me if I have a boyfriend (mostly b/c he has nothing else to say to me) and I always say no. It gets really old. I went to a private high school for four years- there were no more than 6 guys in my grade on average! It's not like I had a lot to pick from! Plus, I'm not into partying which is basically the main form of entertainment around here, so it doesn't leave a lot of options. Anyway, he's since stopped asking which is good, of course other family members ask so I don't think I'll ever get away from that.
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
and the next thing I know, I'm up to my elbows in buttercream.
I could stand to hear a little more.
Oh and Seryn.... You ever change your mind on that bondage den in the basement.... you let me know.
I wish I could rant like that.
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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in the incredibly unlikely, nigh on impossible event of that happening, you'll be the first to know I promise.
Don't hold your breath.
and ranting is easy! practice, then take out the punctuation and add lots of vitriol.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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I'm not holding my breath. I'm actually very happy to have found someone recently. I was just being my usual evil self. Happy the man with the face that smiles.
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Now Serenity dear... that was a rant.
Oh, Seryn, that was just the tip of the iceburg for me.
But, I'm not in a ranty mood today-yay!
And, I know this is the wrong thread, but I'll get you measurements tonight.
Did you get the last ones I sent? Are there any additional measurements besides those that you need? Do you still have my email addy?
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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Quote:That's a lovely story.
Originally posted by seryn:
(of course, giving them the answer 'well, my boyfriend was going to propose, but then he found out that I wasn't really keen on the idea of swinging or S&M and really didn't want to set up a bondage den in the basement. Still, his loss, for my next conquest i'm thinking maybe a big hairy, sweaty, beer guzzling Hells Angel, but i've yet to meet any in Birkenhead' would probably result in the need to call paramedics (maybe I should have done it, would have put paid to similar situations in the future...) And the real answer (a desperate cry of 'I'm nineteen fer chrissakes! I'm barely out of the 'boys smell wierd' phase! Get off my back you coffin dodging bunch of crones!) would harldly have been more appropriate.)
so I mumbled something about being busy and happy single and got the significant looks and silent mouthings of 'lesbian' all bloody night.
I just tell the truth, I say I'm working on the escape plan for the only woman insane enough to consider marrying me but the details are a little sketchy and I haven't been able to locate a Voodoo priest yet.
Either that or I look at them and burst in to fits of laughter, before telling them that that was one of the funniest things I've heard in ages and slipping away to find more beer.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Blah. I'm so bored. I need someone to entertain me. Anybody got any talents they'd like to show off? Oh! We should have a talent contest! Who wants to go first?
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I can do a really good Homer Simpson impression.
Mr Burns: Use an open face club, the sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmm open faced club sandwich, gargh...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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*comes gently Irish-jigging into the room*
Have to be careful to not spill the coffee.
*Irish jigs over to the coffee bar, sets down his cup*
Much better!
*begins Irish jigging with wild abandon*
(puff) Hope this (puff) aleviates your boredom (puff) Persephone!
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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