THE FORSAKEN - Fired Up
POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Friday, June 2, 2006 00:06
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*Gobbles more buffalo goodness and passes pdcharles the store of whiskey*
You are an excellent troll killer.
S'more stuff is all melted!
*scoops marshmallow out of cauldren with her cracker. Pours hot melted chocolate all over it*
Oh, how wonderful is this?
*eats a fresh mango picked on the nearby beach*
These are the most sinful of sinfully good fruits. Yums!
*starts to make a mango smoothie*
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Hey, you can't have s'mores without Graham Crackers, so ....
*opens large bag full of graham crackers, and even larger bag of tiny pitchforks to roast marshmallows on*
I thought this might help, too..
*pulls out large pitchfork for trolls*
Has anyone got any Milk?
So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!
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Quote:Try free weights and a high protein diet.
Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
Ranting here is the only way I can feel powerful.
Chrisisall
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Pass the vegetarian Hellburgers, please.
My butt's on fire Chrisisall
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Will triple chocolate sundaes melt down here? Because - yay, gluttony.
...damn laws of thermodynamics...
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Mankind makes tools; we use them to augment our hands, arms and legs.
The computer augments the brain and this makes it very unpopular with totalitarians. - Charles J.C. Lyall
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Yay! My level, gluttony here I come! 
* drags in sacks of peaches, strawberries,cakes, and a cauldron of whipped cream*
Help yourselves! And creative use of whipped cream is encouraged. 
Deb
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*PD passes CisA a burger, barrel of mayonnaise, and an ice cream scoop* uurrrp More where that came from!
*PD continues to stroke one of Cerebus's heads with his left hand and 'Dipity's hellhound with the right. The clang of empty bottles is heard with great frequency as the rain pours. PD then produces a couple of cases of St. Bernardus Abbey Ale Tripel, raises one... attempts to stand and fails* Might be best to come to me
Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!
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That's ok PD, My hellhound can hold you up! Just put one hand on his cement block size head and...Whoops! Watch out for the drool puddle! Sorry PD, When you are down, you're fodder for the hellhound kisses! Quick ! Someone throw me a burger!
Deb
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Here Zekie! Come here Zeke!! Get off of him, you're crushing PD! Come here Gorramit!
Yeah, he won't listen to me in the real world either!
Deb
Serendipityagain.com
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Huwhat?
Are we at Dis yet? CAUSE I AM!
Heretic Intern I be.
Ooooh, Hellburgers! *Munching on the fiery burger of non-repenting heretics who like to live large and are attracted to members of the same sex.*
I like Hell. At least I've got good company. *Begins to wander around Hell, passing Hellburgers around. Suddenly, he comes upon a blue-and-red clad man in a flowing cape.*
Superman? What are you doing in here?
SUPERMAN: A hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, and I snapped her in half.
-13
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