THE FORSAKEN - And Burn We Shall
POSTED BY: citizen
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 30, 2006 13:52
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Okay, considering various posts in recent times, my guess is: XeroGravityAdvanced = River6213.
Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.
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Well, good on me; I'm cleared.
Happy, Citizen?
Chrisisall!
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As Tat Moh would say:
What you chatin' about cracker?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
good on me; I'm cleared.
i don't know.. you are looking awfully suspicous all dressed in black like that and carrying that glass cutter... and who was that woman i saw you with last night....?
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Originally posted by citizen:
XGA:
Yo momma didn't think I was such a sissy...
But your dadda had a few choice words to say about you...
Know what I'm saying sweety
Plus Chris or River, it's one of you...
Oh dear, much as it pains me to ever agree with a troll, XGA does seem to have a point. After all, didn't you mention you'd only reached level 2 in the circles of hell? I don't think you've been trying hard enough!
If we give you an interesting selection of implements and leave you in a locked room with XGA for a while do you think you can work on this enough to descend to meet me in level 6?
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I'm in limbo...
But me XGA and a room with appropriate instruments...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Originally posted by citizen:
I'm in limbo...
But me XGA and a room with appropriate instruments...
Oh dear, it's worse than I thought. We need a cat-o-nine-tails, a large chicken and a small pointy cushion over here, stat!
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But surely to enact space directive 9254 we need at least one live rabbi?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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*appears in the middle of the pyre in a large flash of fire and smoke*
Ow! Hot, hot!
*jumps out of the fire, patting out the burning parts. makes a beeline for the hottub; sinks into the water, raising a large cloud of steam*
That's better. Apparently, my asbestos leotard was made by the lowest bidder!
Looks like I missed the wanna-be troll. Shucks. Did he/she taste good?
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Ow! Hot, hot!
*texas heat joke...*
... it's ok... i live there, so i get to ridicule it all i want.....it's my own little of part of hell on earth...
so one day Satan is walking around hell and he sees this guy lazing on a rock, kicked back, looking all cool with a big ole shit-eating grin on his face. The Prince of Darkness walks over to him and asks, “How can this be? Why do you not suffer like the rest of these miserable, wretched Forsaken? For this is Hell...the dominion of the damned.”
the cowboy replies.. “well shoot, Buddy, I’m from Texas.. hell, this here aint’ nothing...”
when Lucifer returned from his stroll, he summoned his second minion in command, Bob, and told him to turn up the heat.
“I want it hot enough in here to peel the snake skin right off of that Texans boots...”
...the next day, while making his rounds through the pit of never-ending fire, Satan found the Texan in a pool of molten rock, using it as though it were a spa at the HIlton... the good old boy in the hot tub produced a huge cigar from somewhere and asks Beelzebub, ...”hey there pardner...could I bum a light for my stogie..?
day after day this continued, Satan would crank up the thermostat and the Texan would still look happier than a pig in shit... until one day Satan thought.... “If the cowboy loves the heat so much, perhaps he would have the opposite reaction to cold..” So, He tells Bob to douse the flames of hell....
after hell had become cold and the entire surface coated in ice, Satan looked for the Texan. He found him jumping around in the snow, icicles hanging from his chin, his extremities turning blue and black, but he was still smiling from ear to ear...
“I don’t get it, you’re immune to the fires of hell and while you seem to be suffering from the effects of the cold, you are still happy....” exclaimed Abaddon.....
“well of course I’m happy Slick, the goddamned Rangers just won the world series....!!!”
...(wait for it...... )
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