PirateNews kicked prosecutor's ass in traffic court!
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UPDATED: Saturday, June 3, 2006 09:14
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Some people call him the space cadet, yeah
Some call him the gangster government Jew
Some people call him PirateNews
Cause he speaks of the pompous gangsta gov
People talk to him, baby
Say the government is doin’ him wrong, doin’ him wrong
Well don’t you worry baby
Don’t worry
Cause they're right there, right there, right there, right there in his head
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
Likes his cattle when their young
Wooo Wooooo
He’s the dumbest thing
That I ever did see
What a stupid Monkey
He shakes just like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he’ll sure ruin a good time
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
He sure wants to hurt those cows some
Wooo Wooooo
People keep talking to him baby
They say the Jews are doing him wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry mama
Cause they’re right there in his head
He’s the dumbest thing I ever did see
Really love his rants he shakes like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Come on baby and he’ll ruin your mind
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
thanks a lot... now i've got that gadamn song stuck in my head....
i just hope Steve Miller isn't coherent enough to see this....
(let me know when your tour hits dallas)
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ANTHONYT
Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 03:53
"Am I the only one who wishes Lincoln had let the Confederacy go? Sorry for the rant but I'm sick and tired of the US being constantly dragged down by the South."
Whoa, nelly. I'm from the South (Born in Florida, live in Arizona.) I rather enjoy being part of the United States (as opposed to the alternative) and am rather opposed to your lattitudinal discrimination.
--Anthony
Yeah and I'm a native Texan and my family has been in Texas since before it was a state so I can say what I want about the South. Having lived in this vast craphole my entire life gives me that right. I stand by everything I said, and if a miracle happened and the South went it's own way to become the Third World dump it really is you could always move to California like I would. Before anyway says anything, I realize this is pure fantasy, but I can dream can't I?
I wanna be Mr. Baccarin!
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"Yeah and I'm a native Texan and my family has been in Texas since before it was a state so I can say what I want about the South. Having lived in this vast craphole my entire life gives me that right. I stand by everything I said, and if a miracle happened and the South went it's own way to become the Third World dump it really is you could always move to California like I would. Before anyway says anything, I realize this is pure fantasy, but I can dream can't I?
I wanna be Mr. Baccarin!"
Well, you are allowed to say what you want because the South IS still part of the United States.
That doesn't make you right, though.
--Anthony
"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner
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The South is the least of the US and continues to drag it down politically, culturally, and economically. Do you seriously think the right wingers would have any power in this country if not for the South? And frankly the average southerner would be better represented by a Southern government than by the federal government in Washington DC. Free trade, open borders, easy immigration, and a mutual defense treaty between the two nations would make a split between the South and the US amiable and tolerable for it's citizens. After the split anyone wanting to live in the Southern Theocracy could stay, and those wanting to live in a free nation could emigrate to the US. Seems not only workable but fair to me. I sense that you realize that life in an independent South wouldn't be free, which is exactly why the South and the rest of the nation should split. The US has been held down by the knuckledraggers of the South for far too long.
I wanna be Mr. Baccarin!
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I have to call PN out here and be a bit of a jerk. I recently graduated law school and spent the past two summers actually going to court and learning the rules of civil procedure and the distinctions between criminal and civil law. PN has made so many false and misleading statements about the law and how civil procedure actually works that it's very sad to even read.
There are so many glaring mistakes that it would take me several days to write brief that pointed them all out. I'm not sure whether he is purposely lying or is simply ignorant. I can tell you that one of the funniest things he has written was the implicit claim that a written order from the judge in traffic court would somehow set "precedent." Judges' orders of dismissal in traffic court cases do not set precedent in ANY jurisdiction.
PN, you're nothing more than your own sheep. And the lniks you provide to your "documents" either do not work or are pretty clearly fake.
By the way, it's funny that you would pat yourself on the back for beating a traffic ticket. It's actually relatively easy to do (I have done so myself without having to pay a penny). So I'm not sure why this is such a "victory." I think you need to get a real job and start contributing to society instead of wasting so much time lying about your exploits on fireflyfans.net. I don't see how anyone could hold down a job considering how much time you must spend constructing your posts on this site. You're lazy and you're obviously freeloading off of the hard work of others. Ironically, this makes you very much like the socialists you claim to abhor.
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I think you'l find he's lying AND ignorant but kudos to you for giving him the choice.
I'm sure he'll be telling you all about his heavy weapons training any minute now.
By the way, I'm a socialist and I only freeload off people I like; could'nt lend me a couple of quid could you?
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DallasFirefly,
Looking at those 'horrible socialist' blue states and the 'right thinking' red states, it turns out that the blue states pay more to the federal system than they get, while the red states get more than they pay. Perhaps that's why AnthonyT doesn't want secession - he knows which side his bread is buttered on.
Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.
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LMAOROTF, again. This needs to be memorialized somewhere.
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Some people call him the space cadet, yeah
Some call him the gangster government Jew
Some people call him PirateNews
Cause he speaks of the pompous gangsta gov
People talk to him, baby
Say the government is doin’ him wrong, doin’ him wrong
Well don’t you worry baby
Don’t worry
Cause they're right there, right there, right there, right there in his head
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
Likes his cattle when their young
Wooo Wooooo
He’s the dumbest thing
That I ever did see
What a stupid Monkey
He shakes just like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he’ll sure ruin a good time
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
He sure wants to hurt those cows some
Wooo Wooooo
People keep talking to him baby
They say the Jews are doing him wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry mama
Cause they’re right there in his head
He’s the dumbest thing I ever did see
Really love his rants he shakes like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Come on baby and he’ll ruin your mind
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.
Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Some people call him the space cadet, yeah
Some call him the gangster government Jew
Some people call him PirateNews
Cause he speaks of the pompous gangsta gov
People talk to him, baby
Say the government is doin’ him wrong, doin’ him wrong
Well don’t you worry baby
Don’t worry
Cause they're right there, right there, right there, right there in his head
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
Likes his cattle when their young
Wooo Wooooo
He’s the dumbest thing
That I ever did see
What a stupid Monkey
He shakes just like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he’ll sure ruin a good time
Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun
He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
He sure wants to hurt those cows some
Wooo Wooooo
People keep talking to him baby
They say the Jews are doing him wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry mama
Cause they’re right there in his head
He’s the dumbest thing I ever did see
Really love his rants he shakes like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Come on baby and he’ll ruin your mind
A helluva fine song there Citizen! Maybe we should get the Sheeples back together for a reunion tour!
You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.
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