Are FOX executives Reavers?
POSTED BY: MuscularButtocks
UPDATED: Monday, May 29, 2006 15:57
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Fact 1) There're clearly not human, or so far from being like common folk as makes no odds (lacking eyes and ears and any sense of humour).
Fact 2) their kind does indeed make up 0.1% of the population (or if not they should).
Fact 3): "G-Paxilon Hydroclorate" is a wildly popular cocktail in the bars they frequent.
Fact 4) They can't get anything in the right order, be it raping/killing/wearing or gorram TV shows with Big Shiney episode numbers printed on them!
Am I missing any other clues - I'm new to the verse.
Cheers
Me
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Hey there, new-guy.
Friendly reminder that
None of the Fox executives responsible for
the cancellation of Firefly are still employed
at Fox
Not sayin' you shouldn't hunt 'em down and flatten
their tires, but... time for Fox bashing is done.
Just so ya know:-)
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Quote:
Originally posted by STDOUBT:
Hey there, new-guy.
Friendly reminder that
None of the Fox executives responsible for
the cancellation of Firefly are still employed
at Fox
Not sayin' you shouldn't hunt 'em down and flatten
their tires, but... time for Fox bashing is done.
Just so ya know:-)
Sorry, as a newbie I missed the wave about the glorious unification day between fireflyfans.net and FOX corporation. Did everyone get a pony and a plastic rocket?
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My sarcasm sense is tingling!
We like to channel our energy towards something more productive than ranting these days. And no, it's not masturbating.
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Aw man, y'all are hi-larious.
I still slip into calling (past) Fox execs names, don't think there's too much shame in it if done in moderation. 
But certainly energy elsewhere is better 
And welcome to our shiny corner of the 'verse!
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One mission.
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Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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Oh, I just thought about this; anyone who hasn't should read "Finding Serenity". The essay about the exec is floor-rolling funny!
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One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.
Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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Oh,... ifn anybody else wants to get all sanctimonius over Fox Bashing, haul ass over to this thread.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=7&t=20970
Not that I'm feeling too much love and all ;-)
Keep Flyin' and have good sex (preferably not at the same time)
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I hope they're Reavers, nobody minds if you shoot a Reaver.
What the hell am I saying?
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Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
I hope they're Reavers, nobody minds if you shoot a Reaver.
Lmao!
-Brexan
"Also, I can kill you with my brain"
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They are not Reavers.
Reavers are intelligent beings capable of modifying and maintaining spacecraft (who happen to have interesting dietary and recreational habits.)
The people in question are idiots.
Therefore the people in question are not Reavers.
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