So Joss' car breaks down outside your house.....
POSTED BY: TheSomnambulist
UPDATED: Thursday, May 25, 2006 19:48
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Originally posted by anjulie:
Pretend like I wasn't home. He killed Wash. There's a Quick Mart on the corner, hoof it angst-boy.
that cracked me up!
The
Somnambulist
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Gee thanks CHRISMOORHEAD, now my co-workers think I'm crazy, tearing and laughing at the same time.
and I'm suppose to be working 
Bernie
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Honestly, I was being nice. I would really throw open the door, bitch slap him for killing Wash, then pretend I wasn't home. ;-)
I have grudge issues.
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you're saying what we're all thinking :P
-Brexan
"Also, I can kill you with my brain"
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Well first I would ask him what the Hell he was doing in a quiet country lane in the middle of nowhere in the NW of England, that is after I ranted and screamed at him for killing Wash (Damn you Joss!!!). After that, of course, I would be the perfect hostess!
Oh, and also, I would get him to help me with my English coursework, that would show my teacher!!!
I love Wash! Bring back Wash!
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Ok, this is going to seem weird. Probably because it is.
I would pretend I didn't know him, the ask him what he does. On the response "I'm a writer", I would 'comiserate' over how hard it is to make a decent living as a writer. Then be horribly shocked and embarrased if he tells me how successful he is.
Here is the reasoning. I once actually did this with Antony Gormley -yes, Angel of the North, hot brit artist- but we really hit it off afterwards, after the crippling embarrasment. It was a really good way to get him talking.
Strange and deceitful, please forgive me.
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Oh, it's no problem, the crazier everyone else looks, the less I will stand out.
I'm wondering if anyone got my very long reference to Col. Kurtz, though. Anyone? Anyone?
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Offer him az drink or bathroom facilities. Then talk about random stuff. *shrugs* What else?
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Sadly, I don't think he'd stay long enough to even see if I have a phone... First, I look so much like him it scares even me... then, he'd see how my house is so full of "stuff", it looks like something out of the Adam's Family. Nope. Don't imagine he'd stay too long.
Chris - Col. Kurtz? Kurtz who? You said that was original writing! You bastard! I trusted you...
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