NaiLThat BastarD to The WaLL

POSTED BY: RiveR6213
UPDATED: Friday, May 26, 2006 20:47
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CHRISISALL

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
She always knew it would come to this...

*Suddenly God appears before RiveR6213, looking suspiciously like Bruce Campbell*

Ahhh, quit yer belly-aching, ya bagged one! The Forsaken are your friends, dummy. Keep this up, and I'll send that RightStuff guy your way, and I'll make 'im impossible to kill...and I'll make him in LOVE with ya, and I can DO it, too, little lady!
Now calm down, and don't f**k with the Lord, okay?
Cripes, give 'em free will...

*God vanishes, and leaves an autographed copy of the Bible, minus the assinine inaccuracies mankind has added through time*

13

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:34 PM

Groovy.

*13 approaches River, toting a sawed-off and a chainsaw.*

Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

-13

SERYN

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:44 PM

Oh no! River is a unique entity - anyone else have that kind of rage they would have exploded messily by now (visions of the end of Slither popping into my head)

And while she's only killing us off one at a time it can only be a good thing - last time she had a button and was planning to take us all out in one fell swoop.

No, she's a sweetie, a vengeful violent manic sweetie, but...

Plus, she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***.

Thank you for that River. We love you!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

RIVER6213

Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:06 AM

KPO

Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:09 AM

Quote:
she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***

Really? I wondered where he'd got to. Way to go River

This girl may go on mad rampages where she kills many of us, but she's worth keeping in the fold for her invaluable troll warding service.

SERYN

Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:45 AM

I feel like i should be joining in the story...

ok -

All stand around, confusion reigns for a few moments, then they realise that River is nowhere to be seen.

oh, that must be the end of this one then. Seems like the rent-a-god intervention worked... Seryn stepps up and pulls open a little book, reads the 'how to open a dimensional portal' instructions. they all step through, and find themselfs on the 20th floor af a large skyscraper. "Oo! Cakes!, ok, grabs a drink, have a sit down... cake anyone?"

Somewhere in space and time, a small flat suddenly explodes and a large book is blown into a thousand million tiny little peices and scattered all over the verse.*

Seryn puts the phone down " No, no good, she's not answering." She sends out a general call - "River, if you are there, come have some afternoon tea with us!"

*ok, sorry, had to do that, if theres one thing that has scared me in this thread, it the idea of someone getting their mitts on the TRUE word of god, any god.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

DAYVE

Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
when the foundation of her house blew, it could collapse the tunnel. On she ran, into the night…

.... in another part of the country, in a bunker of his own design, the large man with bulging eyeballs was alerted by the flashing red light on the console.... an alarm sounded and was quickly muffled by the uniformed woman named Betsy near by.... “Looks like we got one, sir..”

VeeP: “status report Lieutenant...”

Betsy: “Whole city block..... looks bad.... there could be casualties...”

VeeP: “Notify the troops... we need to be there first... must keep this under wraps.... the public doesn’t have the right to know what’s happening before we tell them what they need to know....”

Betsy: “Right, sir... but, but.... we are spread a little thin - most of the force is on their way to the staging area in Dhahran....the ‘birds’ will be arriving tomorrow...”

Veep: “Goddamn it... call the Guard, we must still have a few soldiers left in this country.... and find out if it was one of ours..... were we planning anything?”

Betsy: “...well there was Operation Anchovy.... to blow that Shakey’s Pizza in Lompoc.... but that was on the back-burner...”

VeeP: “ ha, oh yeah... I liked that one - pretty safe deal, I mean who the hell eats Shakey’s anymore....naw, that was just to scare the ‘sheeple”.... I think this was something else... what about that ‘fringe group’ we tapped a few days ago.... what was it..? The Misshapen..?”

Betsy: “No sir... The Forsaken.... a pretty shady bunch alright.... I’ll get on it...”

VeeP: “You do that.... but not a word to George - he’ll fall all over himself trying to explain this to the press - hell, even our guys at FAUX might give us some trouble....and find my goddamn shotgun....”

PDCHARLES

Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:59 AM

PD leans against the support column nearest the windows looking out into the city.
He is oblivious to the murmurs and ramblings of the crowd. His hood pulled low and chewing on some reed he studies the skyline and buildings. PD’s eyes widen and his mind races as it became apparent something here was definitely not the same. Almost afraid to look again he peers upward at the sky. It appeared an orange-rust color with dark cloud-like bands. Thrusting himself forward and mustering his will, PD approaches Seryn.

“I guess we should thank you, but would you mind telling me where the hell we are at?” *PD pauses, cocks his head, and steps one step back* “wait a minute”

Before Seryn can respond, PD instinctively reacts, holding his head down low, straightening his spine, and smashing his hands together creating a clapping sound. A strange dust cloud surrounds his hands and his body appears to spin then vibrate. A whirring sound then fills the air and you hear a voice “PD of the Forsaken will return”. His form now fades from Monet to smoke.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

EMBERS

Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:

River keys in the auto-destruct sequence for her home. It’s set for 7 minutes giving her time to get clear. River6213 smiles to herself, “They will never know what hit” them she thinks.

OMG
the one (autographed, no less) definitive copy of the Bible...
and it is going to blow up any second now!!!

I guess it was inevitable.

REAVERMAN

Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by kpo:
Quote:
she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***

Really? I wondered where he'd got to. Way to go River

I think he just changed his username to PirateNews.

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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