So Joss' car breaks down outside your house.....
POSTED BY: TheSomnambulist
UPDATED: Thursday, May 25, 2006 19:48
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First, make him comfortable (refreshments, etc) then tell him what a big fan I am of his work (I love Buffy and Angel too). Then I would tell him how terrible it was that Fox cancelled Firefly and the WB cancelled Angel. Then, of course, I would call him every name in the book for the plot twists he threw into Buffy and Angel and how it almost drove me insane screaming "DAMN YOU JOSS WHEDON!!!!". Then take him to a nice dinner with some pleasant conversation.
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I would drive him to River's house.
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I'd locate the nearest chicken farm and drive him there so we could admire the chickens together.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
I would offer drinks and food to him, and then thank him for Firefly, Serenity,Angel and Buffy, and then I would have unprotected sex with him.
OK. This one wins in my book, dictionary be damned!
"Wanna?" – Mal to Kaylee, Out of Gas
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RIVER6213!!! You should never,ever,ever do that.
You should have sex with him first then get him to sign your FF series box-set 
For me I would at first act as though I didn't realize who it was that just knocked on my front door.
Next I would sit him down offer him a drink and a bite to eat while we waited.
After that I would look him strait in the eye and ask "Hey Joss. Are Book and Wash really dead?"
Next I'd tell him the answer better be "NO" or he may be getting a visit from my pet pit-bull "Reaver"
might make for an entertaining evening
Z
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Originally posted by Agatsu:
Joss who?
Now that's funny.
"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
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Originally posted by zzetta13:
Next I'd tell him the answer better be "NO" or he may be getting a visit from my pet pit-bull "Reaver"
... Now that's an interesting name for a pet.... Imagine shouting that across a field of walkers, joggers, and general 'out in the park' types.... I think there may be mass panic and hysteria!!! :D
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I'd fix it for him and send him a bill in the mail:
"Full payment: 2 BDM sequels, Optional payment: 26 installments of Firefly Season Two."
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Pretend like I wasn't home. He killed Wash. There's a Quick Mart on the corner, hoof it, Angst-boy.
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Originally posted by anjulie:
Pretend like I wasn't home. He killed Wash. There's a Quick Mart on the corner, hoof it angst-boy.
Oooooooooh, that is harsh!
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