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Catsup vs. Ketchup

POSTED BY: Dayve
UPDATED: Saturday, May 20, 2006 00:38
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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:04 AM


be careful what you say...blasphemer... or the Condiment Gods will strike you down with those little plastic forks.....


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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:14 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:26 AM

SALSA!!!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?



ok you guys are rapidly approaching the realm of the weird here..

now i can support the marriage of honey & peanut butter, but i will have none of this ketchup/honey nonsense....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:46 AM

I agree. Ketchup with honey is just wrong.

Who's up for roasted marshmellows dipped in ketchup and salsa? It's damn tasty! New item at Big Kahuna Burger...

Try a Red Apple cigarette while you're their.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 1:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?


Angry that you have it and he doesn't is all.

See it's the law of conservation of condiments. Whenever you mix some over here some of the metaphysical stuff disappears over there.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 1:13 AM

Best fry sauce = ketchup+mayonnaise mixed to a light pink.
Try it -it will open your eyes to condiment heaven.
EDIT: Chocolate shakes make good dippin' too ;]

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Friday, May 19, 2006 1:11 PM

Ketchup and honey?
Ketchup and Mayonnaise?
*shudder*
No thanks.

But as long as we're talking about combinations here, honey and butter all the way. Spread some on a piece of toast or some pita bread. Mmmm, yummers.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 1:51 PM

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Originally posted by STDOUBT:
SALSA!!!




NEWMAN'S OWN PEACH SALSA!!!!

WITH HINT OF LIME CHIPS!!!


(AT least 50% of my diet, right there)

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Friday, May 19, 2006 2:14 PM

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Originally posted by Dayve:
ok... on eggs, yeah sure....but back in my very humble college days when i was between gigs selling my own blood for ten bucks a pint...i would take the ketchup packs from the school cafeteria, combined with a little water and heated on the hot plate to make tomato soup...oh, and i stole crackers too....

alas, the sufferings we must endure for our art....



This is what is technically referred to as a comdimentree. (Pronounced "Kon-De-Mon-Tray"). Another example is a "salad" consisting entirely of packet-derived croutons, bacon bits, and dressing. I'm sure anyone who's ever been a starving student can come up with other examples.

"The important thing is the spices.
A man can live on packaged food from
here til Judgement Day if he's got
enough rosemary."
-- Shepherd Book

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