Sorry, double post...ignore this one
POSTED BY: patsrule
UPDATED: Thursday, May 18, 2006 20:09
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Ah yes a spork for a fork, if it will give the bottle opener a quirk for a cork.
Gods, half off sale on all god related products and now cult101, such as the mayhem continues. Well carry on good people. Twas but something upon a Mid summers night I do believe and thus Puck is about carrying a spork and hunting for the gods and Goddesses.
mata, Ookami yori
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I know it was a typo - but
Tithe-Semem(semon) -Kool aid was really funny
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Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Sporks! They're very randon, plus a very cool word.
Spoooooorks!!!
a.k.a. The Runcible Spoon.
I know way too many odd facts for my own good.
One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
http://www.serenityday.org/
http://forum.serenityday.org/
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domo arigato mister roboto
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Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
I wouldn't sell your shares just yet. I've heard rumors oh a spatula spork merger.
An I carried such a torch
Yes! Our appliances must merge! After all, we're now officially sharing a room this summer!
(Ooops, now I've scared her off!)
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yes yes I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag.
You figure out what I was doing in a wet paper bag in the first place and you get a shiny new penny!
An I carried such a torch
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You can't scare me! Welcome home Roomie. 
An I carried such a torch
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Oooo an empty thread wait echo......echo nah its not that empty someone just shouted echo back at me lol
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"Love. You can do all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air you
don't love, she'll shake you off sure as a turnin' of worlds. Love keeps her in
the air when she oughtta fall down. Tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens.
Makes her a home." Mal
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Douitashimashi.....
Oh yeah I think I'm turning Japanese
since we are starting on 80's songs here.
Nooooooo I'm being drawen into the fun, oh the light the light. Well enjoy and catch ya in a bit.
mata, Ookami yori
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Ok, the time has come to unleash the best religious text I have yet to meet on all of you:
(I'm told it took twenty minutes to write.)
That would be Deity-ism.
"In the beginning, there was Deity. Deity was a studious, though somewhat clumsy god/godess, and it came to pass that His/Her elbow knocked a vial of some mystical chemicals into a cauldron of some primordial soup (mmmm, that's good life-force!) and thus, the earth and all single-celled life forms upon it were born. This happened roughly 120 million years ago (8 days, Deity-time) and now, in the present day, Deity has finally recovered from the shock of seeing this unfold before Him/Her and has decided to provide mankind with 10 commandments (Deity is a sucker for cliché) to guide them on the path that She/He has thought up for them while on the can, where all His/Her best decisions take place. These commandments are written in Deity's own words, transcribed by Dave from the Holy City Of Edinburgh."
1 - Thou shalt not have any gods, not even me, your creator, for you are such a screwed up creation that I am utterly ashamed to acknowledge you. How do you think it makes me feel at Deity-Con every year when all the other gods, godesses and various genderless deities are all bragging about how their creations have achieved world peace, are geometrically perfect, have transcended corporeal existence and what-not, and what do I have to show them? You guys. All "look at me, I'm better than him because my skin is two percent lighter than his" and "my gun is bigger than your gun". Frankly, you're an embarassment.
2 - Thou shalt create graven images wherever and whenever thou damn well please. In fact, if one of you mortals could get around to carving me a nice little dolphin sculpture, that would be much appreciated. Sure, I can create as many as I want with my supernatural powers, but hey, you've got the time and the resources, so why should I waste my magickal batteries?
3 - Thou shalt take the names of absolutely everyone in vain, because it's fun to do so.
4 - Remember the orgy day, and to keep it free of all other obligations. For such is the will of the Mistress/Master, your Deity. A semi-official body-hair-removal day wouldn't hurt either.
5 - Do not honour thy father and thy mother, because a recent study indicates that almost all forms of neuroses in adulthood are caused by parental bullshit. In fact, do away with the whole concept of hereditary family altogether. Bond with the people you want to be close to, instead of people who think they automatically deserve your respect when they have done nothing to earn it.
6 - Thou shalt kill right-wingers and conservatives wherever you may find them. Be eternally vigilant against their evil, for they are vile creations that, in retrospect, were a bit of a cock-up on my part. But hey, they're your responsibility now. Prove you can defeat them once and for all, and maybe I'd start to respect you mortals a little.
7 - So, adultery. That old chestnut. Uh... it's your call. You don't have to get married if you don't want to, and if you do then what happens from there on is your choice. What consenting adults do together is nobody's business but their own. Incidentally, polygamy is entirely acceptible, as is homosexuality. Boy, worshipping me has it's perks when you consider the meaningless taboos you guys have thrown up for pretty much everything that ocurrs in nature.
8 - Thou shalt steal from faceless corporations as often as possible. Do the whole "Robin Hood" thing. (The "rob from the rich and give to the poor" bit, not the living in the woods in green tights... unless you're doing a Mel Brooks spoof movie, in which case anything goes...)
9 - Thou shalt not take any notice of this "hell" crap they've been hawking to you. When you die, there's a brief tingling sensation followed by a short spell in a queue to enter a Processing Centre.. You will then be shown a short promotional film about the benefits of r
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