This man is psychotic

POSTED BY: STDOUBT
UPDATED: Friday, May 19, 2006 08:49
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STDOUBT

Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:34 AM

Finally sat down to watch Mammoth all the way through.
My first attempt failed due to the goofy factor.
All in all it was light and refreshing imo. But not
enough Summer. I think the camera could just stay
on her. Which brings me to the psychotic thing...

There's never enough Summer on-screen. She never got
enough time or lines in Firefly. Not enough lines in
Serenity. Hell, wasn't the most she ever spoke at
one time her Cockney rant at Badger in 'Shindig'?

Anyway, here's my dilemma. I'm a bit obsessed with
Miss Glau. I NO LONGER EVEN LOOK AT BLONDES...!
Someone please tell me she's a Bush supporter, or kicks puppies, or enjoys rodeo so I can get her heavenly countenance off my mind.

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:41 AM

But why would you want to?
Naw, she's quite a lovely person in every way I've been able to see. Want to see an adorable picture of her cuddling a teddy bear on a breast-cancer fund raising site?
http://www.lisawalks.com/ptb2006

*************************************************
One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

STDOUBT

Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:45 AM

That's....*sigh* ULTRA-CUTE but you're not helping!

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:57 AM

Hahahaha! Mine is an evil laugh!

*************************************************
One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

AGATSU

Saturday, May 13, 2006 10:15 AM

You think you can't imagine her being any cuter? Check this out, Summer slightly drunk, giving an interview - she's still articulate, but less shy and so incredibly cute. I love her honest reactions to the questions while the guy asks them, and she seems so happy. I've watched it about 10 times already.

http://www.iesb.net/movies2/serentest.php

And I still say SHE should have been cast to play Alice in the upcoming "American McGee's Alice", not Sarah Michelle Gellar. I mean, Summer as a demented, mentally scarred, adolescent Alice kicking card soldier's butt in a dark version of Wonderland?

BROWNCOATS UNITE!

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 13, 2006 10:25 AM

Wait, there's going to be a movie of "Alice"?! And Summer wasn't cast?! And she wasn't cast as Shadowcat in the upcoming X-men either?!
What is the world coming to???

*************************************************
One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

AGATSU

Saturday, May 13, 2006 10:27 AM

It's all gonna change once I rule it, though.

And yeah, there's gonna be an adaptation of the PC game, which I enjoyed a great deal, btw, and is great movie material.

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/627/627496p1.html

BROWNCOATS UNITE!

CHRISMOORHEAD

Saturday, May 13, 2006 12:32 PM

I was so sure this thread was going to be about me...

I guess I'll have to try harder.

STDOUBT

Sunday, May 14, 2006 5:48 AM

Update: I Kissed Summer Glau

Caution: Here's some proof of my illness since y'all
seem to be like "oh yeah, we're like that too"...
If you're easily made queasy stop reading now.

Last night (well, it was AM), after starting this
thread, I went to bed and had a dream. I won't bore
you with the details but... I kissed Summer. But it
was a sad kiss:-( It was a kiss good-bye. She had to
run off to some dance recital or some crap and did
not want me to follow. -Then I found out why. She
was ashamed of her car. After we kissed, she walked
away and I sneaked behind her. She was driving a
Ford Pinto with primer on it! Know how in dreams you
just know things? Well, I knew she was ashamed of
her car. SO silly.

Anyhoo -back to the kiss. I won't describe it in
detail since it's kinda, well, ...personal BUT I
have to say it was the best kiss I've ever had in
my life and it wasn't even real!!
How pathetic is that?
I'm aware I sound like I'm 14, but this is more
proof that I'm not quite right.
And if that's not enough, here's some more psycho
flavor for ya: I'm ashamed of my truck. Actually I
love my truck but it's really not a vehicle you'd
want to take on a date. And I'm moving out of
state soon. And I've been working up the nerve to
introduce myself to a woman I saw (she works at a
market) who looks very much like Summer.

I think it's wrong to formally 'meet' her since I
am moving away and there's not enough time to see
if we're even compatible. When we did talk it was
just business-like. I wanted to place a special
order or something. At one point while we were
talking, she gave me a look. Sad thing is I know
I'll never forget that look. It was like I was
seeing her from outside of myself. Blew my mind
actually.... This was about a month ago. Haven't
seen her since.
I also think it's kind of wrong to go for people
who look like movie stars you like. I guess.
See? Not very pretty, eh? Aren't you glad I
warned you?. Now, please no more links to
pictures and videos of Summer being adorable.......I'll just wander off and die now.
Yes, I'll be saying 'hi' to Wash for ya.
(No this isn't an actual suicide note, I'm mental, not stupid.

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Sunday, May 14, 2006 11:51 PM

Summer, Brilliant!!! Gina Torres for Wonder Woman! Chant with me, my fellow browncoats! Gina Torres for Wonder Woman, Gina Torres for Wonder Woman Gina Torre - Is jailed for "Potential Terrorist Activity" w/niece by Homeland Security Police.

Select to view spoiler:

If you didn't get the reference, it's homage to Jello Biafra and the Melvin's version of California Uber Alles.

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

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