who would win the fight river or buffy
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A monkey with down-syndrome, hanging from a ten cent balloon could kick Buffy's 
River
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Quote:We were talkin' about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not Buffy your manicurist
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
A monkey with down-syndrome, hanging from a ten cent balloon could kick Buffy's
Chrisisall heh heh
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Maybe River is her generations "Chosen One".
Only the half mad are wholly alive!
E.A. 
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OOOoooohhh, good point....
River, The Reaver Slayer Chrisisall
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OK why are we assuming they'd fight at all?? Though I will have to say River's mind reading would give her a slight advantage, it would also depend on motivation. River attacks randomly, but only when triggered or when she really has to and Buffy only kills vampires and demons. So there would need to me some serious misunderstanding to even get the fight going.
That said, this is an odd little arguement as both are fictional characters. If we want to discuss who would win between Summer and Sarah, it's obvious that Summer would. She's a dancer. They have incredible physical strength and endurance. Sarah is in good shape, but she's an actress. She'd drop like a rock.
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Not so sure about that one right now but I sooo want ringside seats a plastic poncho and some popcorn.
An I carried such a torch
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Quote:YOU LIE!!!
Originally posted by msg:
this is an odd little arguement as both are fictional characters.
THEY'RE REAL!!!! la la la I can't hear you!!!
Stop being childish!
They're realrealrealrealrealrealrealrealrealrealreal!
Losin' it Chrisisall
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ROTFLMAO
That was great.
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Uh, let us not forget that River can "kill you with my mind" (episode Trash). Perhaps a talent we didn't get the chance to see?
Also remember that Rive is freakishly fast when she needs to be. With that, her reading, and her skill I think Buffy's only real hope is that River just happens to go helpless at a "sweet bung of a time".
Brother Julian.
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I would also agree that River would win.
1 shes crazy.
2she was made into a weapon
and 3 she is the cooles crazy person that was ever made into a weapon
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june 23rd serenity day
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