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who would win the fight river or buffy

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UPDATED: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 08:29
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 12:13 PM

i recon river would win but my brother thinks buffy

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 12:26 PM

RIVER would totally win. I don't know much about Buffy, but does she read minds? I think that would give River the advantage.



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 12:48 PM

River. Come on, she killed like 100 reavers all by herself and killed 3 guys with her eyes closed.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 1:59 PM

My Grandmother would kick both their arses with her zimerframe tied behind her back.



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:12 PM

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:27 PM

Think there already has been a post about this, but ohwell, River would definetevly win.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:56 PM

This has been discussed many times. I have heard arguments for both sides, citing Buffy's superhuman something-or-other saying she could outlast River...
I don't care. River wins. End of discussion.
Or course if they ever met they'd just go kick reaver-vamp butt together, so the point is probably moot. But River wins.
Alright, so I was hasty ending the discussion. Why does River win? Because all it would take would be one shot in a vital organ to end someone, no matter their endurance. She could anticipate what would be done; she would know when to strike. She wins.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:30 PM

Summer is also cuter than Sarah Michelle.
Now there's a comparison discussion I'll gladly get myself involved in.
I also want to make it known that I once slept with a girl that looked almost exactly like Sarah Michelle Gellar (although I didn't do it for that reason). And we were neckid! Woohoo!
My ex-girlfriend also looks a bit like Summer, by coincidence, (although she's blond). There was also neckidness.
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:41 PM

My answer cannot be questioned.
River would win, because Buffy relies on strength, and does not use pressure points or 'dirty' fighting. Her strength would become her weakness as River methodically took her apart.


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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:51 PM

The outcome would largely depend on whether the fight took place in mud or jello. I'd like to be in the front row in either case.

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