You know you've been watching too much Firefly/Serenity when...
POSTED BY: Malachite
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 9, 2006 07:04
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Nope... can't say that you are the only one... I also through about chinese cuss words as well... and scince no one in my school in Prior Lake has watched Firefly they all think im insane... Im not insane... just crazy!!! :) Oh yeah.... and good luck with the trying to get Firefly outta your brainpan.... it's not gunnna happen =)
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Originally posted by SimonB:
Have we found the beginnings of a Firefly Da Vinci Code?
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Ooooh.
New movie.
40-year-old Jayne Cobb (Adam Baldwin) has given up his life of crime and is working as a (waitress in a cocktail bar... *cough* sorry) as a Lecturer at Sihnon College for Young Ladies. One day he receives a call that a priceless space relic, the Firefly on which he used to sail, has been used in a major crime. The body of Adelai Niska, a famous annoying badass, has been found on board the ship, chopped into lots of small pieces and rearranged on the floor. His body parts form the kanji for 'Serenity'.
Goodness, thinks Jayne, and calls up his beautiful assistant, Kaylee Tam, wife to the famous Dr Simon Tam. As the story unfolds, it turns out that contrary to popular belief, Hoban 'Wash' Washburne, who died to save the show (even though it didnt work, stupid Fox) actually has descendants, thus thrilling all Zoe-pregnancy fanfic writers all over the verse.
With help from River Tam, world-acclaimed nutjob and psychic, and Sir Mal Reynolds, the 'verse authority on Wash and his legends, the crew must outwit Shepherd Book, an albino-haired monk, well known for his scary collection of cilice belts and outlandish weaponry.
This will change the views on Wash all over the Verse...
Sorry. Couldn't resist...
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also, anyone in NATION STATES
come stop over at the Confederacy of Manichee in the Firefly group. We're a nice little socialist/libertarian (???) country with great civil rights.
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you know you've been watching too much ff/s when....
Hello when is their too much ff/s, anyway i guess i'd have to say when you start saying too much 'gorram' and 'shiny' and other ff/s sayings, often quotes too.
Well Jayne ain't a girl. She starts on that "girl's name" thing, I'm a show her good an' all I got man parts.
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wow thats creepy i see it too
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You can't watch that Double Tree hotel commercial (usually found on Travel Channel) without thinking of your favorite pilot.
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...You complement your date by saying that she looks "Pretty...pretty. Especially with engine grease all over your face." (That one went down well, lemme tell ya! 
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...Your mom always wanted you to be a doctor, and now you do too...not to save people's lives or anything, but just so you can say cool stuff like "Your patient should be dead!" and "How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
...you keep your FF/BDM dvd's in a seperate stack from the rest of your DVD's, so they're always handy.
...on your AP European History examination, when asked about the role of the state in the "modern era," you seriousley considered mentioning the Alliance.
...you're a student pilot, and your instructor puts you into a stall, and while preforming the normal recovery procedures, you begin muttering "leaf on the wind, leaf on the wind, leaf on the wind..."
...you know all the words to not only the theme song, but also "Hero of Canton," and "Fruity Oaty Bars."
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Originally posted by Kenobius:
You can't watch that Double Tree hotel commercial (usually found on Travel Channel) without thinking of your favorite pilot.
I cried when I saw that commercial!
Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die. And I'm not cleaning it up.
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