You are a Browncoat if............................
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UPDATED: Sunday, May 24, 2009 00:11
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You spend two hours reading through this page left with the warm reassuring feeling that; there are people just like you.
When your cousin recomends Serenity to you, you watch it once and then instantly watch it again. Later that night you buy the box set.
You get the box set and decide to watch one episode a day to make it last longer, you end up watching all of them in one day ending at 3am.
You realise that the episodes are set out, top left, bottom left, top right, bottom right, not left to right like you origionally thought, you decide you have to watch them all again.
You volunteer to bring a large collection of films on holiday for your family and "forget" to bring any other DVD's apart for the box set and serenity as a feendish plan to convert them all.
You find out that someone in your physics class is a browncoat then you involve the whole class in discussing the idea of core containment in nuclear powered ships.
You watch the box set with subtitals just to fully understand what they are all saying.
You begin writing your own fic completley forgetting you hate story writing and everything to do with english.
You imagine being the 11th character and how you could save the lives of Wash, Book, Nandy and Tracey while avoiding "out of gas" after working out there would not be enough oxygen on the ship for you and mal to survive.
When converting friends who refuse to buy the box set, just because i say it is sooooo good we have a signed aggreement that if i lend them my copy they return it else they go to the special hell.
The rest of your freinds just retreat into a semi fetal position at any time when you mention anything firefly related.
Yay im all done now....
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The rest of your freinds just retreat into a semi fetal position at any time when you mention anything firefly related.
Oh yes, I know that feeling! And my family have gone from mere groans whenever I regurlary manage to work anything Firefly related into the conversation, to rugby tackling and throwing assorted missiles at me!!
I love Wash! Bring back Wash!
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You have a patch, mousepad, and magnet with your local Browncoat logo on it.
You get very upset when you learn you are going to miss the 3rd Annual PA Shindig.
You go through withdrawals when you go for over a month of not seeing your local Browncoats.
NY/NJ/CT Browncoats: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly_nyc
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I know this is perverse, but where else can I ask it...my browncoat roomate is getting married, and I was wondering if any bachelorette "gifts" exist? that would totally make her party awesome. I hope we all get the innuendo
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You mean like a "rain stick?"
NY/NJ/CT Browncoats: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly_nyc
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..... you channel River during a Drama characterisation lesson. We had to take on the role of a mental patient, and... well. You can imagine the rest.
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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You usee all firefly lingo including chinease. Like toa goa or gosa
Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day
-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.
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...You complement your date by saying that she looks "Pretty...pretty. Especially with engine grease all over your face." (That one went down well, lemme tell ya! )
...Your mom always wanted you to be a doctor, and now you do too...not to save people's lives or anything, but just so you can say cool stuff like "Your patient should be dead!" and "How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
...you keep your FF/BDM dvd's in a seperate stack from the rest of your DVD's, so they're always handy.
...on your AP European History examination, when asked about the role of the state in the "modern era," you seriousley considered mentioning the Alliance.
...you're a student pilot, and your instructor puts you into a stall, and while preforming the normal recovery procedures, you begin muttering "leaf on the wind, leaf on the wind, leaf on the wind..."
...you know all the words to not only the theme song, but also "Hero of Canton," and "Fruity Oaty Bars."
...you find yourself spending more and more time in Hot Topic, despite the fact that you hate the place, on the off chance they have that hilarious new budda shirt from Serenity.
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... you walk down a street in Manchester, UK, basically enjoying your vacation until you come across a huge blue advertising for "Alliance" and you go "WTF? The Alliance is now taking over Manchester as well??". Then you realise that "Alliance", in this case, is an insurance company.
How's business?
None of yours.
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...when you start a new class, the first thing you think of is how you can convert your fellow classmates or how the Firefly might be applied to the subject (which in this case is abnormal psychology).
At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.
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