On the Way To Persephone #4- Life Onboard Serenity
POSTED BY: SameErtia
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 10, 2006 19:03
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* gets up and makes his way to the shower wondering how everyone will react to the news that he intends to stay on Serenity permanently*
One Day.
One Mission
One Army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, We Aim To Misbehave.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
* gets up and makes his way to the shower wondering how everyone will react to the news that he intends to stay on Serenity permanently*
Even though I am sick and feel on my death bed, when I was told of the news of you wanting to say as a pernament character, I had to pick myself up and reply.....Welcome,,,,glad you want to stay...I'm sure we all feel the same.....glad you can make it.....we love new peeps!!!!!!
Whoot!!!!! High fives all the characters!!! We have a new peep!!!
"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."
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Yay! New peeps! errr... does this mean Ertia's gonna have to bunk with Kaylee forever? errr.. no .. hold on that. I gots me a zany idea for later!
Ertia climbs into the ductwork, dragging the vac behind her. She starts to sing to herself.."Oh, I been workin' in the DUCT WORK all the live long day. I been workin' in the DUCT WORK just to pass..."
"SHUT UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYIN' TO SLEEP!"
Belatedly, she realizes she's directly under Jayne's bunk.
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Location: Outside of DW's Room (3 hours earlier)
*Jayne and Zoe meet Mal at the entrance to DW's room. The three of them walk in and see DW on his bed reading something on a data pad. DW looks up from the data pad and notices the Captain, Jayne, and Zoe. Before DW can speak Mal says*
So you wanna tell me what happened that warranted a shootin' on my ship, or am I gonna have to have one of them make you tell me?
*DW responds in a halfway calm voice*
You're Safety & Security man JR pulled a gun on me, yelling accusations that I threatened the crazy girl and shot me in the foot. Then to add insult to injury your hired gun named Pain put a gun to the back of my head and made me walk to the infirmary!
*DW sees Zoe put a hand on her Mare's Leg, calms down and says*
Sorry I didn't mean to raise my voice it's just that I don't like being shot anywhere on my body you understand right?
*Mal looks at Jayne and Zoe and says to DW*
Well I appreciate you tellin' your side of the story now if'n you don't mind I'd like to hear the other side from Pain and JR.
*Mal smiles as the three of them head out. Mal pops his head back in and says*
Course it'd be wise if'n you stayed confined to your quarters seein' how's you'd most likely get shot again.
*Mal slides the door close as DW mutters to himself. The three of them start heading back to the bridge as Jayne says*
Captn? Zoe? Y'all won't be mindin' if'n I get some sleep will ya? As much as I likes to watch you tear Pain and JR a new one. I's 'fraid I's a mite sleepy.
*Mal turns to Jayne and says*
Well now that's a first comin' outta your mouth. Alright by me though. Can't be havin' my hired gun fallin' asleep on the job.
*Just then they bump into Pain and JR as Jayne climbs into his bunk. Mal says to them*
JR. Pain. I'd be appreciatin' it if you two joined me on the bridge for a lil' chat.
*Pain and JR look at each other and say to Mal*
Yes sir Captain.
*The four of them enter the bridge as Pain and JR endure a two and a half hour "lecture" of how not to lose their cool because of the current situation regarding the passengers. The yelling, swearing, and the apologizing being somewhat muffled by the closed doors of the bridge.*
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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The bridge has been getting a mite uncomfortable, with Mal, Zoe, Pain and JR "discussing" the events of the last 20 minutes. It seems like an eternity with Mal informing them about how to treat passengers, guests, shamans, robots and other assorted folk, and Pain and JR feeling somewhat like small children with the lecture. Mal finally calms down. "Got anything else to say before you're dismissed?", Mal asks. JR says, "Look, Cap'n, sir, I'm sorry I got a bit ornery with DW, but...." "A BIT?!" Mal shouts. JR continues, "He was walkin' around Serenity, taking notes and writin' stuff down. He was doing that for at least ten minutes while I was shadowin' him, who knows how long before that, but...." Mal interrupts, "And you had to SHOOT him?!" "I lost my concentration on him Cap'n," JR says. "I heard him tell River that she's not the only one with mind-eyes, and that got me spooked. 'sides, ain't no one gonna threaten the crew of this boat that way, not while I'm on board. Pain, old buddy, sorry you had to clean up that mess with DW."
Everyone dies alone.
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*Pain says to JR*
Don't worry about it.
*He looks to the Captian and says*
Can we be dismissed now? Cause I still have those chores to do.
*Mal thinks it over a bit and says*
Yeah you two are dismissed. Just be sure nothing like this happens again dong ma?
*Pain and JR both say to Mal before leaving the bridge*
Yes sir Captain.
*Pain turns to JR as they leave the bridge and says to him*
Well I guess I'll go see if Ertia needs help cleaning the duct work, so yeah I guess I should go do that.
*Pain heads off to go help Ertia as JR goes to off to do his own thing. Pain walks through the galley as he remebers the "Ertia running out of the shower naked" incident and smiles to himself.*
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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*after finishing her chores of the ducts she makes her way to the infirmary to see Doc for their little map reading session. She finds 13 and says
Fly: I have something to tell you and show you. Come with me to the infirmary
13: K, Fly
Location Infirmary
Fly: Hey Doc,,,I uh,,brought 13 with me, I think he needs to be a part of this.
Doc: OK *he turns the overhead light off just leaving on the little reading lamp. 13 makes his way beside Fly as she sits in a chair in the room. She pulls the map out of her back pocket.
Fly: 13. I believe this letter was intended for you...although, it is not a letter at all. It's a map, and if my suspicions are correct, I believe you are a link somehow.
13: Looks at her blankly, OK Fly
Fly: The only thing is 13, I don't believe you can read it with the way your eyes have been re-crated.
13: Ok, Fly
*Fly sits back in the chair and Simon adjusts the light.
Doc: Fly,,,you can only do this for so long before your eyes start to hurt, so try to tell me what you see and I will jot it down, Dong Ma.
Fly:Dong Ma
Doc:ok, Fly, concentrate,,,relax your eyes, don't look at map, see through map. Tell me what you see
Fly: I see um,,,nothing yet....
Doc: Let your eyes cross Fly, relax
Fly: I see,,,Oh Wait,,,,,,on the inside there is a map...along the outside writing...it says....wait, wait *she closes her eyes wait......
Doc: It's ok Fly, take your time........
"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."
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oops, sorry about the consistency error. Forgot Jayne was already up! Nice work-around though, Pain, thanks.
Ertia hears Pain's voice coming from below and opens the drop hatch, hanging half upside down as he comes down the corridor. "BOO!"
Pain ducks, then grins. "What was that for?"
Ertia notes the glint in his eye and shoots back, "What's that grin for?"
"Heh. Nothin." Pain's obviously still amused by the naked incident. "How's it going up there?"
"Good, Almost done. Think you can clean the hatches in the cargo bay?" She glances furtively down the corridor and lowers her voice, "I know we're playing nice with the new kids, but I'm a little worried about letting them out of our sight."
"Playin' nice includes shootin' 'em?" Pain asks, one eyebrow raised hopefully." 'Cause Mal didn't exactly see it that way."
Ertia just raises herself back into the duct and closes the hatch. The sooner they get to Persephone the better.
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Fly: wait,,,,it's a poem
On this island you will see, underneath the deep blue sea, something shiny for you and me. We will seize these pieces see, take them all for you and me.
Fly: whoa
Doc: what else do you see
Fly: Looks like a map that goes under a building
Doc: Ok,,,can you tell what the building is
Fly: I, uh, it looks like,,,,an office building?
Doc: Anthing else about the poem
Fly: There is a moon,,,no, wait,,,,oh wait.....
"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."
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OoC: You're welcome Ertia and it wasn't a problem.
*Pain runs off, grabs some cleaning supplies, and heads to the cargo bay to clean all the hatches. Pain walks over to the large cargo bay doors with a bucket full of solution hanging from his left hand, various cleaning implements in his right hand, and some rags in his back pocket. Pain puts the bucket of cleaning solution on the ground, takes a long handled scrubber, dips the scrubbing part into the bucket, and stars to scrub down the cargo bay doors.*
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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