You are a Browncoat if............................
POSTED BY: imaleaf
UPDATED: Sunday, May 24, 2009 00:11
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Yay! just registered! I was reading these and they inspired me to register, so I could post. Lots of real good ones, I feel so proud since so many of them apply to me!
How about these
... your username for everything else is either firefly or serenity.
... you try to convert everyone you have online games or conversations with.
...You try to make said conversions by having your avvie related to serenifly and hope they ask you about it.
... you talk about it so much that even your browncoat best friend gets sick of you
... not only did you manage to convert your other two anti sci-fi best friends, but one of them now has the hugest crush on Adam Baldwin, even though she's engaged
...You rent everything or buy every DVD with a BDH in even if you dont like the actual thing or its only a really small part.
All true, but all I can think of right now.
I love Wash! Bring back Wash!
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Welcome, Smartbutdumbblonde! Have a strawberry!
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oh! just got some more
... You cry like a baby when
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Wash dies
, even though you've seen the BDM a million times already
... you spend all your money on related merchandise
... You try to get at least one quote into almost every conversation you have.
I love Wash! Bring back Wash!
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fixed it, nevermind
thanks eloise!
I love Wash! Bring back Wash!
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Quote:
... not only did you manage to convert your other two anti sci-fi best friends, but one of them now has the hugest crush on Adam Baldwin, even though she's engaged
Hey, I have a nice big crush on Jewel Staite going on, and I'm married! I just introduced my friend to Firefly and he's gone nuts for it - and has proven his good taste by also developing a huge crush on Jewel.

I think it's gotta be hard for a Browncoat to not have some sort of a crush on at least one member of the crew.
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Hey smartbutdumbblonde!!!!! Have a brownie - they're really good. Where's Followmal??? You need a Browncoat - and the damn warehouse is locked.
To get back on track:
... you used to offer cups of tea to any upset friends - now you offer Firefly.
And (on a side note) you know your Drama performance is beginning to consume your every (non-Firefly) thought when... your brother wakes you up in the middle of the night to tell you that you've been reciting your monologue over and over again, preventing him from going to sleep. (We have really thin walls).
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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Hi just joined and found this thread.
I think i have done almmost everything mentioned here! Keep saying "Shiny" when i really like something or my log in and blue tooth all have a firefly reference. But im really glad to discover im not alone
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Hey angiebaby!!! Have some brownies!!! Followmal????? We need you!
*tries to break down the warehouse door*
Curse my weak girlyness.
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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You state your breakfast preferences by announcing that "The Living Legend Needs Eggs."
When you go to the bank, you describe it as "a job".
When you drive out of your driveway, you refer to it as "clearing atmo".
You've googled "Shau Nu".
You clean your guns on the kitchen table. And it turns your wife on.
The sound of a revolver being cocked get you hot.
You refer to your bedroom as "your bunk", your kitchen as "the galley" and the restroom as "the head".
You call your husband "Jayne" during spectacular intimate moments.
When you take your car in to have the shocks replaced, you tell the mechanic there's a problem with your "stabilizers."
You actually attempt to create recipies for Mudder's Milk, fried protein and - God forbid - Fruity Oatey Bars.
You refer to your husband's car as the "spare shuttle".
You look in the sports equipment store for fingerless gloves.
You cannibalize your kid's plastic toy guns to make a convincing replica of "Vera".
You convince your friend in Japan to send you appropriate iron-ons for your Jayne t-shirts.
Your spouse comes in after a night with the boys and you pronounce, "Husband, you been drinkin'!".
Petite red-headed women with big bosoms make you nervous.
The term "boob" has taken on an entirely new connotation.
You've changed the lyricas to Annie Lenox's song "Missionary Man" to "Mercenary Man".
You cross your arms, drum your fingers and glare at authority figures.
One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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thanks everyone for your welcomes! just thought of another one
... as intent as you are on converting people, you refuse to lend out your copy of Firefly, because you cant bear the thought of being without it and are convinced that they wont take as good care of it as you do.
Never fly faster than your guardian angel can
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