Nineteenth Floor: Kiss the Teens Good-Bye, Nicely
POSTED BY: LightMeDark
UPDATED: Saturday, May 13, 2006 05:46
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Naw, just enough waves that those who like to can surf 'em. It'll be fun to watch.
Now we just need Seryn to bring back her Big-Badda Boom in a Box...
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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At that exact moment, the lovely Seryn reappears towing a fuse line.
Oh, they ain't explosives, well they a, but better.
They's fireworks.
LOTR style,
so be looking out for the dragon and what not doing a flyby.
ok, *lights fuse*
citizen, sound efect please (these are quiet firworks, bring-you-own-boom, so...
oh, honey, i'm sorry, I can't marry you, can you imagine what a disaster that would be? we'd forget to even breath sometimes, and there would be no sane person in the marriage to do all the necessary things like feed the cat and remember what the children look like.
Though saying that, I did decide that I need a boyfrind, just for a couple of weeks. I'm beginning to forget all the very good reasons why I decided singledom was a good idea.
Plus, according to Jade, singledom is terminal. Yikes.
oo! the fuse is almost through, be ready with the oooh and ahhhs...
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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*dons his shades, sits further back in his lounge chair*
Fireworks are so much better! Thank you, Seryn, for the idea!
By the way, singledom isn't always terminal...I thought I would remain single after my first marriage, but then along came the love of my life...and cured my singleness.
Ah, love.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
oh, honey, i'm sorry, I can't marry you, can you imagine what a disaster that would be? we'd forget to even breath sometimes, and there would be no sane person in the marriage to do all the necessary things like feed the cat and remember what the children look like.
Well that's a given really, you seem like an intelligent woman
. Though if the cat doesn't get fed I can feed it too my snake, so that would workout.Quote:
citizen, sound efect please (these are quiet firworks, bring-you-own-boom, so...
Ok
*Citizen takes a deep breath*
BOOM
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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that was truly marvellous thank you.
And now,
oooooooh, oh, I liked that one, oh, that one's pretty, look at that one, ooooh, catherine wheels!
what did Catherine ever do to anyone?
aaaaaaaah....
I likes fireworks.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
that was truly marvellous thank you.
And now,
oooooooh, oh, I liked that one, oh, that one's pretty, look at that one, ooooh, catherine wheels!
what did Catherine ever do to anyone?
aaaaaaaah....
I likes fireworks.
Huh? What was that? (Drags herself up all them stairs in order to investigate the big bang)
Oooh (pant, pant, gasp!)
Look ... (wheeze) at all the ... (nasty hacking coughing fit) pretties!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
what did Catherine ever do to anyone?
She tried to bring god to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such.
She tried too get the Roman Emperor to stop persecuting Christians back in the 4th century.
He tortured her to death on a wheeled spiked torture device now known as the Catherine Wheel. Then some bright spark (geddit) decided it would be a good idea to stick some rockets on it to celebrate special occasions.
Beats tortuting Christians to death on them I suppose.
That's what Crucifixs are for. Nail 'em up I say! Nail some sense in to 'em! Fantastic race the Romans...
Quote:
oooooooh, oh, I liked that one, oh, that one's pretty, look at that one, ooooh, catherine wheels!
It's not the same without the sound effects though.
*Takes an even bigger breath*
BO- OM
*cough* *splutter* *wheeze*
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Citizen,
That was so... historical.
(also a bit hard on the ears, but hey pretty!)
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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Wait a second..... What's that?
...*Stares in shock at the scene before her eyes*
That's incredible... how the ruttin hell did you get a Firefly firework?
You just made my day!
*The firefly light show gets bigger and bigger...* oh-oh I think I know where this is going!
BOOM
*ducks for cover... ears ringing*
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Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?
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Do we have Catherine Wheels in the US? I don't know that I've ever seen one.
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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