THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #32-Sure as anything!
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, May 6, 2006 04:57
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Simon(o/s): What do you mean? They're all the rage on Osiris!
Wash: But a thong though...
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Wash: "..but MAL, you still haven't answered my question! What is she doing on the-" *pause* "-ah."
OR
Kaylee and the rest of the crew sat in awe as Wash demonstrated how he won Persephone Idol.
OR
Wash: "...so the thing was in me, as you all know, but after i came to, i managed to free myself and patch it up using some dental floss, a 2 foot hot dog wiener, a funnel, and some toothpicks."
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Wash: Oh solo mio.
Kaylee: The only power in the 'verse can stop me from bein' cheerfull? Wash singing opera.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Wash (in a lovely, clear baritone):
Spamalot! I know it sounds a bit bizarre...
bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Quote:
Originally posted by MAGhaffar:
NOTE: Just realized that it looks like Jayne is sitting across from Kaylee, but for this joke to work, please everyone pretend Jayne is off-screen and the guy across from Kaylee is Simon or someone else -- like maybe Dobson from the Serenity pilot, OK? Thanks! OK, proceed...
WASH: "Jayne, c'mon... You of all people have no business complaining about someone else doing something gross and disgusting in public -- Mr. "Smells like crotch" -- so if Kaylee wants to pick her nose at the dinner table, so what? You should see what I'm doing with my left hand right this minute."
*Falls out of chair laughing, get up*
Omg pricless, left hand, Kaylee picking nose, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Falls out of chair again*
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Wash: "Simon, so what if I'm sitting next to Kaylee, its not like the ship is gonna explode without you sitting next to her. Plus, so what if my left hand is on her knee, it doesn't mean anything."
Zoe: "Uh, honey."
Wash: "Simon look what you did, now I have to deal with Zoe!"
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Wash tries to signal his need for the Heimlich maneuver; everyone else thinks he wants to play charades.
bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Wash: ... so that's how I seduced Zoe!
Kaylee: *thinking* That wasn't Zoe...
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Mal/Zoe/Jayne/Simon/Book/Inara/River/Kaylee (most OS, all singing): "His name is Lancelot, he likes to dance a lot, and wear tight pants a lot, you know you do!"
Wash: "I do?"
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Alan: "..and then Nathan kept complaining about this whole projectile vomiting thing..."
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Wash: Did you see me in Dodgeball, I was amazing as Steve the Pirate!
Kaylee: Their was a pirate?
Keep shiny!
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