PirateNews kicked prosecutor's ass in traffic court!
POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Saturday, June 3, 2006 09:14
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I told you so! Hero and Citizen eat crow.
I WON my pro se legal defense to a traffic citation for driving safely at 5mph. The prosecutor dropped all charges, rather than face the grand jury on Monday, and a real jury trial. I filed criminal charges against the copster, since his in-car video did not back up his allegation, but did prove his 5 crimes. I also filed criminal charges against the court clerk, for refusing to issue subpoenas for ALL defendants, and refusal to allow access to audiotapes from the probable cause hearing. To read my court files:
www.dealsgapdragon.com
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/piratenewsrss/message/217
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Pirate News WINS again in traffic court!
Blount County district attorney dismisses prosecution nolo prosequi, rather than face a grand jury on May 1 (Communist May Day) with a 5mph traffic ticket. John Lee WON'T be arrested and jailed during elections on May 2.
This same county named Interstate I-140 for convicted hit-and-run killer and crack cocaine kingpin, Senator Carl Koella, resulting in a million-man boycott of Tennessee.
http://geocities.com/american_motorcycle_association/koella.html
by John Lee
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The Blount County district attorney has dismissed its prosecution of John Lee, for the non-crime of safely rolling through a stop sign and not causing a crash.
All traffic citations charged under state statute are allegedly Class C misdemeanors, with up to $50 fine (plus $200 court costs), and up to 30 days in jail, not counting DUI, reckless driving, vehicular assault and vehicular homicide.
This case was defended pro se (without a lawyer). Lee was offered a "free" court-appointed lawyer, which costs defendants up to hundreds of dollars in "administrative fees". These de facto fees by Tennessee legislature subvert the US Supreme Court case of Gideon vs Wainwright, the pro se case that resulted in every American granted a free lawyer in criminal trials. Lee turned down that offer, which conflicted with Lee's motion for "advisory counsel only". Public defenders are generally only capable of pleading clients guilty, rather than a spirited defense.
Lee's legal defense included Constitutional challenges to Tennessee Code and Tennessee Rules of Criminal Procedure. Had the case gone to the Tennessee Courts of Appeal, legal precedent may have been set to overturn millions of "convictions" for traffic citation in Tennessee.
There is a major scam in Tennessee courts, where judges fraudulently claim traffic citations use Tennessee Rules of Criminal Procedure, when in fact they must use Rules of Civil Procedure, which is entirely different. This results in denial of Due Process, by making it impossible for defendants to know the correct rules of court. For example, it is impossible to "plead guilty" or "innocent" in civil trials, and its is impossible to go to jail in civil trials (except for civil contempt for inability to pay a debt).
Criminal charges were filed by John Lee against the deputy sheriff, after his in-car video failed to show Lee's vehicle committing any breach of contract, but did show the deputy's vehicle perp multiple crimes, including crossing a double yellow line in a dangerous curve, and speeding 31mph above the posted speed limit in a residential zone.
Lee also filed criminal charges against the Blount County court clerks, who illegally refuse to issue supoenas for all defendants, and illegally deny mandatory access to audio tape recordings of preliminary hearings in sessions court.
Lee performed an audit of Blount County court docket, which indicated discrepancies in the number of traffic tickets of the sheriff's blotter, versus the number of tickets on the clerk's docket. This indicated racketeering and organized crime perped by the sheriff's dept and court clerks, aka "ticket fixing" and embezzlement.
Lee's case was scheduled for bind over to Blount County grand jury on May 1, after a preliminary hearing in sessions court allegedly found probable cause for bind overNOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Now now PirateNews, you've not been studying your diagram again have you:
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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Why do I think the discussion in the County Attorney's office went something like this:
Bill: Ted, how much we got in the budget to defend frivolous lawsuits?
Ted: Oh, about $10,000.00. Why?
Bill: We got PirateNews coming in on a traffic citation, and he's already filed enough paper to cover a square mile, as usual.
Ted: Well, hell. It's just for running a stop sign. Let's drop it and wait till we've got something better on him.
Bill: Yeah. Now he'll think he's bulletproof. It'll just be a matter of time.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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No no no.
I'm sure I sent you the memo. You know it's vital that all British-Commie-Nazi-Alien-Jews read their top secret internal mail messages.
We were going to tie PN up in court so we could steal his underpants, as part of our top secret plan to take over the world. When we got there we found out all he had was ladies thongs, so we had to drop the charges.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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All the news thats fit to print, but not worth reading
More insane ramblings from Piratenews! Our favorite pearls of wisdom this week:
PN on the Healthcare (ie. deathcamps for you Piratenews junkies):
"Doctors and nurses have low life expectancy, since they are salespeople selling genocide in Death Camps, and when they start believing their own bullshit, they fall for the scams perped by the Medical Mafia. Then they volunteer for killer surgeries and deadly drugs, while ignoring nurtrition and low-cost "alternative" cures (that have proven effective for 1,000s of years)."
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=20036
PN on the BIG BAD BRITISH EMPIRE:
"HIV/AIDS is genetically engineered to attack certain genes of Black heterosexual women. HIV/AIDS is a bioweapon to exterminate Africa, so the British Empire can seize Africa's assets without open warfare. (USA is now annexed into the British Commwealth via NAFTA's merger of Canada, USA and Mexico.) "
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=20036
PN's most paranoid post of the week:
"And I found out my judge is an alcoholic cokehead, and the appeals judge ins in the Gay Mafia (ie the Bush Gang). What is the heinous crime I'm defending myself for? Driving safely at 25mph!"
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=17305
Did you know PN is actually the undead nemesis of the orthodontic industry? In his own words:
"Example of killer surgery: My parents sent me for years of torture by an orthodontist. Eventually he proscribed amputation of 3 teeth. The dentist performing the surgery used nitrous oxide gas, but his little helpers "forgot" to turn on the oxygen, since nitrous is like breathing carbon monoxide (guaranteed death). So I died. Did the whole floating out of body thing, bouncing off the ceiling, looking down on my lifeless corpse. The cracked medical team then remembered the oxygen, and I was resuscitated. The dentist was so scared he never used nitrous again, and I had to go back to be amputated again, this time using a 6-inch needle stabbed into my skull. Now my teeth are still fukked up, after I knocked them out playing nerf football in the gymnasium."
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=20036
PN's continuing obsession with all things British:
"Red Dawn FOR REAL: The Communist takeover of USSA is nearly complete... The Bahamas and Hong Kong are also part of the British Empire, which founded Communism when Karl Marx wrote the Commie Manifesto in London, England... "
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=18663
And by the far the most ironic quip of the week by PN:
"The point being, beware believing your own bullsh%t."
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=20036
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Originally posted by piratenews:
I told you so! Hero and Citizen eat crow.
I WON my pro se legal defense to a traffic citation for driving safely at 5mph. The prosecutor dropped all charges, rather than face the grand jury on Monday, and a real jury trial. I filed criminal charges against the copster, since his in-car video did not back up his allegation, but did prove his 5 crimes. I also filed criminal charges against the court clerk, for refusing to issue subpoenas for ALL defendants, and refusal to allow access to audiotapes from the probable cause hearing. To read my court files:
www.dealsgapdragon.com
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/piratenewsrss/message/217
Might I suggest you post links to the court's own websight...perhaps a docketing statement indicating your "victory".
Watch: 'PirateNews was arrested for molesting a horse. He plead guilty at arraignment and tried to hump the judge's bench.' Now if this was an actual event, it would be recorded in some way that I could then cite to you to prove the event happened as described. Like you I have not given such a citation because, like you, my assertion has no basis in fact.
I'm not calling you a liar, I just don't believe a damn word you say.
H
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Razza:
You really need to set that up as a website with an RSS feed. This week on PirateNews, with pictures and links.
And now here's a midget in a bikini for the weather.
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Thanks Tom.
Are there any other Brits here who hope we actually are taking over the world? Because frankly, I think we'll do a better job of it than most countries.
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