River Tam VS Buffy Summers

POSTED BY: Riverrules
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 18:33
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EARLYSUMMER

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:03 AM

Quote:
ethan wrote:

Actually what would be worse is River seeing Buffy nawing a Fruity Oaty Bar while humming the song. River would shove that thing through the back of Buffy's head faster than Giles can say "Buffy don't..."

LMAO. That's hilarious, and sadly true.

PIFFLE101

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:32 AM

River vs. Buffy Summers?

Chuck Norris would win all the way.

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

EARLYSUMMER

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:35 AM

Oh man, I forgot about Walker. That's just unfair.

PIFFLE101

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:36 AM

LMFAO...But it's true.

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SIGMANUNKI

Monday, March 6, 2006 2:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riverrules:

do not make me lagh even in the serise she would kill her befor she got a kick in so what the hell is wrong with you man

Actually, nothing is wrong with me. I do have a problem though. You see, someone (you) asked a question, and I answered it; gave my opinion I did.

Then that someone (you) became insulting, etc. You just stated things without backing them up... with anything. So, I really don't think that anything productive is going to happen here because of this. Because of how you are behaving.

Basically, if you can't keep a civil tounge in your head, I'm quite amiss as to why I should reply.

So, here's how it is, reply in a civil tone, and we can talk. Reply like you have been, and we won't.

It really is that simple.

And another thing that is simple is when you register on Mar 5, 2006 (today), you really don't have the right to call someone else a "noob". Just something to think about.

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

LAWGSKRAK

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:15 AM

If the fight happened on an episode of Buffy or Angel, then Buffy would win. If it took place on Firefly, then River would win.

If it took place in the Real World...well, I'd just hope Jello was involved. hehe

ASARIAN

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riverrules:

any takers on this one people............
i want too know what you browncoats think about this match up who and why let me know kk my veiw will be posted below

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

Oh, please!

For one, I doubt Buffy would even show up. Standing so close to River makes her A), look like she's been hit with an ugly-stick, and B), appear as the most mediocre actress ever. But even if she had the guts to make it to the scene, and Buffy tried all that juvenile slayer-crap on her, River would have already have killed her with her brain, or just kicked all that crap out of her, just to give her loyal audience a bit of fun. At any rate, worst that could happen to River, is that she walks off, two seconds after it started, saying she swallowed a bug.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Sunday, March 12, 2006 5:31 AM

According to Googlefight.com -

River Tam wipes the floor with Buffy Summers with 3,030,000 results to Buffy's 1,040,000. Also, River would know exactly what Buffy was going to do before she did it, and exactly how to counter it, probably all before Buffy knew what she herself was going to do.

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

BRAINSPECIALIST

Friday, April 14, 2006 5:28 PM

River Tam wins. Why?

It's 2517.
Buffy's dead.
For real, this time.

Also, even if Buffy could get through to 2517, say, through a time machine (Stranger things have happened), River could put a bullet in her brain without looking. Or, Or! Jayne could shoot her in the back.

One fat man in space: A problem.
Two fat men in space: A big problem.
Five fat men in space: A larger problem than ever anticipated.
Ten fat men in space: A satellite.

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:21 AM

There's a lot of Buffy bashing here. I happen to like BtVS! In fact my sister is of the opinion that BtVS is better than Firefly, but ofcourse she is sadly misguided! I thik she goes for quantity over quality!
Anyway, instead of having to choose between two cool ladies I vote we persuade 'em to team up (maybe offering chocolate as an inducement). Can't we all just get along?!

Either that or stick them in a vat of jello and sit back and watch >:)

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