Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines
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Mal: He might come back and hug us to death.
Yosaffbridge: You guys were war buddies right? I smelled that.
Inara: I wonder if it works. Oh well, this one works just fine.
Mal: I hate to interupt your CRAZY TIME.
Jayne: Can I start getting sexed now?
Mal: That one's kinda hideous.
Zoe: Im sorry, you were going to ask me to choose, right?
Simon: We should probably get some rest. It's been an long day what with the abduction and all (or something along those lines).
River: He takes so much looking after.
Jayne: Oh Kaylee, you was just wishing he was a gynocologist.
Jayne: Im smelling a lot of if coming off this plan.
Wash: Can I make a suggestion that doen't involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?
And in closing-Nathan: how would like a bite of that green apple America?
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Also, as in my sig, I like: "My food is problematic."
I always saw that as kinda sad.
She couldn't just have fun with that ice cream planet.
My favorite has to be in "Heart of Gold."
Jayne: Don't see much point getting involved in other people's troubles without an up-front price negotiation.
Zoë: As I said, no-one's forcing you to go. This job is purely speculative.
Jayne: Good. Don't know these people, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
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River to Simon in Objects in Space?: I'll knit!! 
also River to Simon in Out of Gas: You are such a boob!!
Jayne in Ariel in the hospital: We applied the cordical electrodes but was unable to get a neural reaction from either patient. lol He was determined he was going to say those lines he had learned all day....
I'm a leaf on the wind....Watch how I soar.
Wash: Captain, don't you know kissin' girls makes ya sleepy? Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.
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Don't forget Mal: TRAAP!!!!
or
Mal: Don't tell me what to f***k'n g**damn do, It's my ship!!
or
Mal: Kaylee, find the kid takin' a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament!!
Wash: Oh my god, we're all doomed, who's flying this thing?!!...oh right that would be me, well back to work.
All priceless!!!
I'm a leaf on the wind....Watch how I soar.
Wash: Captain, don't you know kissin' girls makes ya sleepy? Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.
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I think i have answered this but there are So many funny scenes in Firefly. 'Mrs Reynolds' is the best example. The whole 'You have a wife?' scene at the beginning, Jayne: 'How come you get a wife and all I got was a dumb ass stick, that sounds like it's raining?'. Inara: 'Mal be a human being for once!'. Later on, Book: 'That special Hell' talk. That episode is pure comic gold. Makes me laugh out loud until i'm crying everytime :)
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I loved all of these, but here's one more, from "Heart of Gold":
MAL: I'll introduce you to the others later. They're good folk.
JAYNE: Woo hoo! My John Thomas is 'bout to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here!
MAL: 'Course, that one's sorta horrific.
Lordy, what would Jayne's mother say :)
Indigo S.
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Now, you must remember its a very tense scene... in War Stories when Mal and Wash are being tortured and keep arguing about Zoe and Wash has enough and says, "Screw you!!" Mal simply replies, "Get in line!"
I laugh everytime, caught in the moment and then WAM!!!
Another tense scene, in BDM, after they get back from the heist when the Reavers attack. Zoe is asking Mal about the man he pushed off the mule, "Mule won't run with five. I should've dumped the girl? Or you? Or Jayne? (beat) Oh, Jayne..."
Hi-larious!!!
And, as has been said... every moment we get to spend with our BD Heroes is treasure!
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I look out for me and mine... that don't include you 'less I conjure it does.
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Oh so many!
These aren't fall down funny, but still chucklesome.
From Serenity
Jayne:Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first?
Wash: It is her turn.
The Train Job
Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.
Zoe: Sir?
Mal: Because you're my wife.
Zoe: Right. Sir. Honey.
Bushwhacked
Simon: Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you're still alive.
Jayne: Looked bigger when I couldn't see him.
Shindig
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll chip in.
Zoe: I can hurt you.
That'll do for now I think.
I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
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Mal: If I'm not back, you take this ship and come rescue me.
Zoe: What? Risk my ship?
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yep I love shindig. As you can see from my auto its 1 of my funniest scenes . Mal: 'can we get an invite' . Badger: 'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle but I got my hands on a couple'. Mal and Jayne cant stop laughing and Badger doesn't realise what he said. One of my most favourite comic moments :)
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