Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines
POSTED BY: serrada
UPDATED: Thursday, September 8, 2016 04:12
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Jayne: Saint Jayne, it kinda has a ring to it.
Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed.
Jayne: I once hit a guy at 500 yards with a bent scope, don't that count for something upstairs?
Book: Oh, I think it will be taken into consideration.
Jayne: You made that sound kinda ominous.
(Objects in Space)
Also one I'm surprised hasn't been posted already:
Mal: You know they say to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion, hilarious.
(Train Job)
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110 responses and still not one of my favourite?
KAYLEE: Been goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries...
MAL: Oh GOD! Kaylee, I CAN'T KNOW THAT!!
JAYNE: I could stand to hear a little more.
Classic.
(apologies for paraphrasing)
"This must be what going mad feels like."
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Mine is from the deleted scene on "Our Mrs. Reynolds."
When River says "I'll knit." It just gets me every time. The delivery was so perfect.
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Where could I find that 13 minute gag reel?
"We've gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero."
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my personal faves are "we are just to pretty for God to let us die"
"everything looks good from up here. yes this is a fertile lan and we will thrive, we will rule ove all this land and we will call it... this land" I forget the chinese version but mal's response to a vera for saffron trade was something like this" the explosive diareah of an elephant
& so many others but I don't have the time
p.s. will someone tell me how I can post links
no signatures today as I am a lazy bum
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Well aside from the whole episode of Jaynestown I would have to say the exchange below is a favorite...
Jayne: It is my very favorite gun.
(holds it out to Mal)
MAL:(beat)[Chinese] - You offering me a trade?!
JAYNE: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. It's the best damn gun
made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's
miles more worthy than what you got.
MAL: What I got? She has a name.
JAYNE: So does this. I call it Vera.
MAL: Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly
coming to a middle.
and.....
MAL
Jayne!
(beat)
Go play with your rain stick.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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My favourite has to be in ariel when mal jayne and zoe are rehearsing for their paramedic job:
Simon: what about the cordical electrodes
Jayne: err.... We forgot em
Immense humour
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Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Though my favorite line also delivered by Zoe(though considering the situation it is delivered in I wouldn't call it exactly funny) is, "If they board us they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very lucky they will do it in that order."
Although it was totally inappropriate, I laughed for about ten minutes at that.
Also, as in my sig, I like: "My food is problematic."
My food is problematic.
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I loved EVERY line. But two of my favorites are:
Mal: Well, My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
and Adam from the outtakes:
Adam as Jayne: Dammit, Mal, I forgot my line.
Okay three of my favorite lines,
Inara refering to Fess higgins "you mean you actually know Jayne."
Inara: Jayne, Jayne Cobb, you're talking about Jayne Cobb.
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD
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after re-watching all the episodes (for the hundredth-millionth time) I found a couple more in Trash : after Mal sees Yo-saff-bridge ang they have gun trained on each other
Monty: So, you guys have met
and
after wash asks what she's doing on the ship
Jayne: Okay, I got a question, if she's got all the codes why don't she just steal it herself?
Yo-saff-bridge(sarcasticly) Good point
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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