CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #18 - We're Back! Sorta...

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, August 3, 2006 15:05
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, April 1, 2006 2:45 PM

Inara: I see dead people
Mal: Uh, who, that guy? He's all morbid and creepifyin' but he ain't dead.
Inara: Huh...

OR

Mal: Dude, you got any solvent? Jayne swithced her eyedrops with the super glue again.

OR

Inara: Patience. Naked. Must. Scrub. Eyes.
Mal: Mister, you should really warn folk what kinda freak show yer runnin' here.

BWAH!
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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Inara: My god, Mal, have you seen the bathrooms in this place? We're not staying at this crappy hotel one second longer.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(quietly): The best way to skip out on the bill is not to dash for the door, but to dance slowly and gracefuly past the cashire without making eye contact.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

CHRISPV

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Mal: Why'd she have to eat them all the time? I told her her cleavage looked just fine. What am I s'posed to do with a companion who's blown her mind?

That is absolutely brilliant.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

NURUMLA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 9:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Mal: What sort of a man hipnotises Companions to get freebies?

Or

Inara: They're going to give me a prize.
Mal: Uhuh...
Inara: They're going to make me Queen.
Mal: Sure they are...

Those are both excellent :)

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the woods are lovely, dark, and deep
but I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:21 PM

INARA:"Whoa. Good Ale...."

OR

MAL:"That is some much hearty grog you got there, Mister Barkeep! Look what you did to Inara! Now i'm gonna have to take her to my room, and make sure personally that she recovers..."

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ZZETTA13

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:32 PM

Mal takes a couple of Q-balls from the bar.Hiding them in Inaras skirt

MANWITHPEZ

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:56 PM

Quote:

Mal immediately wished he hadn't hired "Nick the D_ck" for that bachelorette party Inara held for Kaylee. While the "Foot Long and Then Some" joke was funny, Mal feared Inara was scarred for life.

OR

Inara: For the last time, Mal! I do NOT want to 2 Step!

Bartender: Hey pal, lady says she doesn't want to 2 Step, she doesn't want to 2 Step.

OR

Inara: ...oilcan.....OIL...CAN!!!

OR

Much like Data did on Star Trek: The Next Generation, Inara regretted showing Mal where her Off Switch was.

OR

Inara's brain shuts down upon hearing just how much Jayne's bar tab was.

OR

Mal leads Inara away from the concession stand at the movies after she hears just how much a medium popcorn and Coke was going to cost her.

OR

Morena: Our ratings are how low?

Nathan: I know, darlin'.

Fox Exec Behind Bar: Move it along there. Nothing to see besides Fastlane here!

OR

Mal: Of all the gin joints on all the worlds, why'd you have to come into this one?

Inara: This IS the only gin joint on this world.

OR

While the bartender told Inara a crude knock-knock joke, Mal took the oppurtunity to steal Inara's watch.

OR

Inara's mind was still reeling after Jayne's Karaoke rendition of "Baby Got Back" complete with dance routine.

OR

While Nathan often jokingly blamed Morena's blown lines on her drinking, the rest of the cast had no idea just how true it was.

Back later with some more, I hope!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, April 2, 2006 5:57 PM

Mal(singing softly): Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse...
Inara(whispers): Miranda
Barkeep: Gos se! Not again!

OR

Mal waits patiently to see if, in fact, the Fruity Oaty Bars he fed Inara will make her bust out of her blouse.

BWAH!
TCM

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, April 2, 2006 6:18 PM

o.k people please be gentle I'm new at this

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal:NO Jayne DON'T take off all your clothes

Inara: I'm scarred for life ahhhhhh

I am NUT and I go from

to

in 10 seconds flat

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