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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #28-Whedon-ccentric!

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UPDATED: Tuesday, April 4, 2006 02:11
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Thursday, March 30, 2006 1:23 AM

Joss: "You want to know if i require the use of a swhat? .......se.....quel?" *tears*

OR

Joss: "Hi Nathan! Joss here, wishing you a happy birthday! Here's your present....."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:48 AM

Joss: I do the job. Then it gets canceled.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle--
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:31 AM

Okay...let's see if I can't toss one out there:

(Morena, Gina, Jewel and Summer are offscreen talking to Joss)

Morena (OS, to Joss): So...what do think of our presentation? Do you think it will get the execs and Fox and Universal to see our point?

Joss: Uh....I'll be in my bunk (jumps out of his chair and runs off)

Jewel (OS): I told ya doing a "Naked News" style pitch was a bad idea!

Gina (OS): Have to side with Jewel here, Morena.

Summer (OS): Who do think he was looking at before he ran off...

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:16 AM

Joss: Uh....I'll be in my bunk (jumps out of his chair and runs off)
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Heh, Yo-Saf-Brigadier!! Nice scenario.

JOSS: So Nathan had a plan where Inara would light incense and we'd pray for a hit movie and a series. But something went slightly askew. SLiTHER is a huge hit and Nathan's been asked to reprise Bill Pardy in a series. It's "Mayberry" with latex...(sobs)

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, March 31, 2006 5:18 AM

JOSS:"You saw the original Buffy movie?...And LIKED IT?!?!"


Bumpage!

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Friday, March 31, 2006 5:52 AM

Joss recreates the puffy face that he gave the studios to get Serenity made. How can you resist those eyes?!

"Let's be bad guys"

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Saturday, April 1, 2006 10:16 PM

You know what time it is!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=974972&sparkKey=19ba35f
e8551a9a6b02771dbf9ec6608b0


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Sunday, April 2, 2006 5:13 PM

Another Sunday afternoon at the Sunnydale Hills Home for Cancelled Writers

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

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Sunday, April 2, 2006 6:23 PM

Dang, I missed the vote, but here are my efforts nonetheless...


This is a replica of the photo Nathan Fillion wore over his manparts during the nekkid scenes in TRASH.

OR

Joss: Whoa. Good Screencap.
Nathan(OS): Yeah...so why is it again you never got Gina's tush into an episode of Firefly?
*Nathan and Joss exchange a glance*
Nathan and Joss simultaneously: I'll be in my bunk!
*they run off in opposite directions*

OR

Joss: Wonder Woman? Sure, I'll write and direct it. What's it about again? Amazon Goddess Superhero? Well, I've done the "supergirl" thing a couple of times now and I don't want folk thinking I'm a one trick pony, so...maybe if we make it a movie about a Transgendered man from Chicago's lower east side who has a "bitchslap" of truth, y'know, to keep the ho's from stealing his money, and can deflect bullets with a shiny gold chain around his neck, and and and! OH! He drives an invisible low-rider that is all tricked out with neon and hydraulics and and and he'll wear a bubblewrap thong...OH! We'll call it "Wonder if it's a Woman?" instead...whaddya think? No? Oh, well, then, I'll just cast Lindsay Lohan in the lead and watch your movie go to hell. The special hell. How about THOSE apples? HmmmmmMMMMM?



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Monday, April 3, 2006 10:52 PM

Bumpety-Bump.
Vote, gorammit.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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