CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #18 - We're Back! Sorta...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, August 3, 2006 15:05
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Mal interrupts Inara in the middle of her "I chose you" speech and gently but firmly ushers her away from the bartender.
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Inara, he's putting the hair away, now.
Inara: It doesn't matter, it will still be there...waiting.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Inara is stunded when Mal tells her that yes, in fact, Snakes On An Airplane is not a fake movie title
or
Inara finally finds out the awful truth of where babies come from
Keep shiny!
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Ok...how's about this:
Inara: The taste....oh Buddha, the TASTE!
Mal: Tastes like liquefied bread, huh?
Inara: How does Jayne drink that foul concoction?
Mal: 'Nara...it's Jayne. He would guzzle toilet water if it would get him drunk.
BEB
Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis
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You're welcome TCM!!
Here's my attempt this week...not too sure it's all that funny, but it's all i can think of:
*And when Morena heard the news that the show was cancelled, she had to be assisted out.
Nathan: "Don't worry Morena, I'll comfort you *wink wink*
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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Really Really tight pants : 15 credits
Suspenders : 4 credits
Brown Coat : 23 credits
toupee : 20 credits
Bar tab : 90 credits
Showing a hot companion
who she really slept with : Priceless
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Quote:
Originally posted by Stick:
Really Really tight pants : 15 credits
Suspenders : 4 credits
Brown Coat : 23 credits
toupee : 20 credits
Bar tab : 90 credits
Showing a hot companion
who she really slept with : Priceless
Every once in awhile the planets of the 'verse reach alignment, the gravity wells shift and a caption of pure genius is posted.
This is that caption.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.
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INARA:"I feel sick..."
MAL(thinking):"I told her not to have so many drinks here..."
OR
NATHAN:"I told her Slither was a bit gory, but did she listen? Noooo...."
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Barkeep: "She liked them, I'm guessing?"
Mal: "I told you, no-one can resist my Schwetty balls."
OR
Barkeep: "What happened to her?"
Mal: "She just saw Firefly for the first time. End of Trash, to be all specific-like." *smirks*
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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