So.....let's be fair and equitable....:wink:
POSTED BY: BlueEyedBrigadier
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 06:13
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Ok...to make things fair for all the male Browncoats and (ladies with a Sapphic bent) left out of Companion6's thread on ranking the men of Serenity - http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=4&t=17069 - let's just open up the floor to the following quandry: "In what order would you pursue the ladies of Serenity?"
Personally, I would have say the following is my personal preference:
1. Kaywinnit Lee Frye - Besides her portrayer being a fellow Canuck, something about this little mechancially-savant minx makes my nethers all a twitch. She makes innocence just plan kinky! Plus, the character is probably closest to my current age 
2. Companion Inara Serra - Oh mama, how I wish I could be one of her clients! She can give a dinosaur a bone...which is why she's No. 2 on the list. Like Mal, she could entrap me with her wiles but the doubt of whether her affection was 100% true or put would cause an issue or two. Alos, Morena's only 4 years older than I am, so it's not reverse craddle robbing 
3. River Tam - A hot little number, I have to admit. Only gets No. 3 (for now) because until the Reaver orgin plot twist, she reminded me too much of my little brother in behavuiour. Plus her psychic abilities would get occasionally frustrating when trying to surprise her or something 
4. Zoe Alleyne Washburne - Zoe....oh Zoe. Why must you been married, thereby dumping ya to the bottom of my list!?! Sexy as hell, dangerous as all out and a geek chaser too.....damnit to all Diyu, she'd be my perfect parnter if she hadn't already nabbed Wash 
So yeah...there are my picks. Anybody else wanna take up the reigns?
BEB
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Well, to be fair, IIRC the thread you refer to came about as a response to another thread that was ranking the women-folk :P
So, to bring it all full-circle I'll add my two cents again :)
1)Kaylee. Oh my yes. Could she be more adorable? Oh I could die happy just to follow her around like a puppy and hand her wrenches and stuff when she needed them. Come to think of it, I'm just gonna sit and swoon for a moment...
2)Well, assuming that I can't just put Kaylee down for all four, I'll go with Inara. Just... yeah... Why you say? What part of "I'll be in my bunk" did you not understand? ;p Also Morena's only a couple months older than me so we have that in common, right? ... right?
3)Zoe. Sensual amazonian warrior-woman. 'Nuff said.
4)River. Well, there's the whole crazy thing... which is never as fun as you'd think... But she can kick a guy in the head around a pole, so... I suppose I could learn to live with some "unpredictability." ;p
So there's my two cents. They're all so wonderfully beautiful, though.
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Well, with the exception of Zoe, I'm literally old enough to be the other three young ladies daddy, so I'm having a lot of trouble getting my head around it.
Guess I'll just appreciate them for the lovely and talented ladies they are and join Book's order...(If they'll let me make a few revisions to the bible, that is... )
MRS
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Of course, I do kind of have a thing for YoSafBridge...
But, other than her being just plain dangerous, she's a bit on the young side too.
MRS
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Originally posted by mrsellars:
Of course, I do kind of have a thing for YoSafBridge...
But, other than her being just plain dangerous, she's a bit on the young side too.
MRS
and she has nice accouterment!
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Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
4. Zoe Alleyne Washburne - Zoe....oh Zoe. Why must you been married, thereby dumping ya to the bottom of my list!?! Sexy as hell, dangerous as all out and a geek chaser too.....damnit to all Diyu, she'd be my perfect parnter if she hadn't already nabbed Wash
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Hey, BlueeyedBrigadier... perhaps you and I should work out some kind of Zoe/Wash trade-off here...
I know. Bad. Special hell. Ah, well. Cant blame a girl for tryin'...
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Was there a instigating thread which I have inadvertantly copied? Ah...cao
How long ago was this initial comparison thread?
BEB
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Not really that long ago, BEB, but do it again I say and let us girls have a crack at another thread in a couple of days... round and round it goes and it's loads of fun!
Another chance to drool over the Captain is always good with me. You do yours now and we'll catch up with you.
" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal
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1. Kaylee
2. Kaylee
3. Kaylee
4. Kaylee
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Originally posted by mattcoz:
1. Kaylee
2. Kaylee
3. Kaylee
4. Kaylee
lol, yeah, that sounds about right ;p
And BlueEyedBrigadier, I wouldn't worry about re-starting this thread, since it's been pushed to the archives anyways. (Plus now that the women-folk's comparison thread is 50+ posts long, they can't pretend to be offended by ours this time around :) I believe "knuckle-dragging cavemen" was bandied about the last this thread was around.)
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