You are a Browncoat if............................
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UPDATED: Sunday, May 24, 2009 00:11
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...Your first thought when the fire alarm goes off (we're currently averaging once a week- i'm in uni accommodation), is gorramit where are my firefly disks.
You then proceed to evacuate these disks with you just in case it's an actual fire. This is opposed to a jumper or phone/keys etc.
Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?
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You get incredibly depressed when your friends don't become obsessed with the show like you are.
-Jonestein
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OPERATIVE: ...and I'm unarmed.
MAL: Good.
(BLAM!)
FIGHT TO RE-LIGHT!!
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www.texasbrowncoats.com
www.fortworthbrowncoats.com
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You order a Zoe replica necklace knowing it will either mark you as a Browncoat to other Browncoats, or will prompt people to ask you about it so's you can tell them alllllll about Firefly and Serenity.
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I look out for me and mine... that don't include you 'less I conjure it does.
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You spend your only 5 minute break in your 14 hour workday singing Hero of Canton with your boss in his office... often. 
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... after you finally work out how to get the Firefly theme tune as your ringtone, you set it to go off at random intervals, just so people will ask you what it is. Six people have asked so far!!!! I'm working on converting them all - it just means that I may have to lend out my other copy of the series (my lending one is doing the rounds somewhere else).
.... your aunt finally has her baby (a little girl!!!! 7 pounds even.) and despite her heart being set on Tabitha for her first name, you manage to get Zoe for middle!!!!!!!!!!! She wouldn't go for River, Kaylee, Inara or even Jayne!!
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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....While taking a quiz on spirituality and "religiosity" during a guest speaker's lecture on the subject the first thing you think (upon reading the word religiosity) is: "Holy crap...we are the fuzzy wuzzies"
-Dan
Ain't that just shiny?
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You know you are a Browncoat if........
You are out eating dum sum and get excited when they come by with bow. The first thing you think is, "Is that fresh bow? Quaint!"
Anyone seen wearing blue gloves you automatically believe to be with the alliance and are therfore untrustworthy.
You try to convert as many people as possible.
Edit: I love the Reynolds Wrap someone mentioned. I will never see it the same way again 
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.... further to your new definition of Malicious, the words Malevolent, Malevolence, Malady, Maladjusted, Malcontent, Maleficient and every other word beginning with "Mal" now has a completely different meaning - and produces floods of giggles.
.... you've begun to develop a phobia of blue gloves.
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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picked up 'Voodoo for Dummies' at the book store, and late at night you draw pentagrams on the floor, place pictures of Wash and Book inside it, with samples of their hair and small amounts of their blood (don't ask, was not easy), sacrifice a live chicken, in an attempt to bring them back from the dead only to create a very large mess to clean up in the morning.
Kuang Zhe De 
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how about these,
...... when you see police offer, your fingers start twitching and your only thought is 'gorran alliance'......
......you sing the 'fruity oaty bar song' at the top of your lungs while shoping.....
......the chinse caligraphy on the food down the ethnic asle sends chills up your spine.....
This is our secret place
Outer space, outer space
Our home forever is outer space
-"Cosmos (Outer Space)" BY T.A.T.U.
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