How would Alan Tudyk 'not' come back?

POSTED BY: khanvalheru
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 23:39
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THEPISTONENGINE

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 11:59 PM

Honestly, the show could easily continue without Wash. He always was given the worst lines, anyways. Profoundly: "Lets get to the beacon." It'd be a little darker, without Wash and with a mourning Zoe. There'd be a definate dark spell around, one that would wrench all of our hearts. And then Mal will shoot a puppy, and it'll all be alright.

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JOLLY

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:02 AM

Remeber River's reaction to Book's hair? She was having premonitions...

In homage to Star Trek, in the sequel we discover that River is carrying the psyches of both Book and Wash, which starts making her crazy (not that anyone can tell). The crew only believes her after some hot girl-on-girl action between Zoe and River, where River uses the secret "touch" that only Wash knew. The crew must raise enough money to buy clones to host the psyches (turns out that Inara knows a ritual for transferring psyches a la Jack Chalker).

After a number of hair-raising heists, our intrepid crew arrive at "The Island", only to learn that they don't have enough money to clone both of the dearly departed. However (spoiler) they do enough to buy a two-headed clone, allowing River to dislodge her "cargo". The Book-Wash being emerges (played by Alan Tudyk and the voice of Ron Glass), whereby the crew discovers that Book's hair was mixed up with Llama hair from River's environmentally friendly feminine hygiene products...

AGIRLYMAN

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:24 AM

Wash should come back as a "Reaver".

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

Tee Hee

N0SKILLZ

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:33 AM

yes, but reavers aren't ZOMBIES! i know i read about book about zombies, lol.

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STEAMER

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jolly:
Remeber River's reaction to Book's hair? She was having premonitions...

In homage to Star Trek, in the sequel we discover that River is carrying the psyches of both Book and Wash, which starts making her crazy (not that anyone can tell). The crew only believes her after some hot girl-on-girl action between Zoe and River, where River uses the secret "touch" that only Wash knew. The crew must raise enough money to buy clones to host the psyches (turns out that Inara knows a ritual for transferring psyches a la Jack Chalker).

After a number of hair-raising heists, our intrepid crew arrive at "The Island", only to learn that they don't have enough money to clone both of the dearly departed. However (spoiler) they do enough to buy a two-headed clone, allowing River to dislodge her "cargo". The Book-Wash being emerges (played by Alan Tudyk and the voice of Ron Glass), whereby the crew discovers that Book's hair was mixed up with Llama hair from River's environmentally friendly feminine hygiene products...

Okay, Joss, you can come out now. I know that's you, don't try to hide.

Right, Alan coming back. Sure and it just isn't the same without Wash, but...hmm...maybe if he was a specter visible only to River and/or Zoe? And then only temporarily? Just a thought.

*can't type anymore due to plot bunny jumping in lap*

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"We'll pass through it soon enough."

ZZETTA13

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 4:38 AM

Come on guys, Wash ain't dead!!
Sure he was run through with a pole the size of your kneecap, but it was below the chest and missed every vital organ known to man.

They left him there because they thought he was dead and anyway he was pinned to the pilots chair. With the exception of Jayne pulling out a handy chainsaw from his grenade pouch there was no way of cutting him loose.

There doesn't have to be twins or clones or happy spirits floating about to have him return. Wash is Wash, still alive and breathing.

Well what about the headstones you say. Well it weren't a headstone(as jayne would say). Just a tribute the those thought fallen along the way. Remember Shepherd Books tribute was there too, yet where was his body? ON ANOTHER PLANET, and what about Mr. Universe? His love bot was in the tribute too. What happened? Did her batteries suddenly run down. Nope,Joss was just paying homage. I wouldn't be surprised if Book were standing on a hill watching it all.

VERASNEWOWNER

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 10:40 AM

I had a thought about this, if Book was an operative or something, his death couldve been faked by himself, so as he throws the alliance off their trails. Sort of confusing them, as they killed everyone close to Serenity's crew, it would seem kinda logical as he had befriended the crew.

Besides, ive read somewhere or heard it that Joss had said that the movie could be taken, if the series gets a new season, be in no relation to the movie, or an abbrieviated version, therefore, what happened in the movie doesnt actually have to translate in the series.

GROUNDED

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:01 PM

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Originally posted by VerasNewOwner:
Besides, ive read somewhere or heard it that Joss had said that the movie could be taken, if the series gets a new season, be in no relation to the movie, or an abbrieviated version, therefore, what happened in the movie doesnt actually have to translate in the series.

"Undoing" the events of the movie to spawn a new series would be the lamest of the lame.

MIKEC

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:24 PM

wash is gone. get over it. don't get me wrong, wash is my favourite character but it's time to move on.

GREATBLACKTHORN

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 1:38 PM

What I don't get is why you all assume he simply can't be Wash...Who says any new Firefly projects have to be after Serenity? Firefly is a series, Serenity is a movie, I think it'd make far more sense if any new episodes continued from the series and not from the movie.

If there is any specific reason why not, please tell me...

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

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