If you were an Alien...

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UPDATED: Saturday, April 22, 2006 13:17
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DATALESS

Saturday, March 11, 2006 4:00 PM

Who says i'm not one?
There's a knock on the door. Who is it?
Crap, I should not have wrote this.
Time to run.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, March 11, 2006 4:03 PM

If I were an alien, I'd have telepathic and telekinetic abilities. I'd control the weather, and see the future with my mind.

My skin could mimick any background like a chameleon. Wouldn't mind having the ability to slow down, rewind or even stop time. I'd be be super fast too.

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CYBERSNARK

Saturday, March 11, 2006 10:28 PM

Depends on context. Probably something non-humanoid whenever possible, and morally ambiguous. I have a fondness for the bad guys.

Star Trek: Reman ('cause I like the dark), Jem'Hadar, Cardassian, Borg (that's the entire Collective, BTW, not just some drone), Xindi Reptillian, Xindi Insectoid.

Star Wars: Rodian, Hortek, Mon Calamari, Geonosian.

Andromeda: Magog, Nietzschean (okay, technically Nietzscheans are 90% human, but they still count), Vedran (my fanfic version, not the crappy TV version), AI.

Farscape: Pilot.

Robotech: Invid, Tiresian.

Stargate: Tok'ra.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

SHINYTALENT

Saturday, March 11, 2006 11:56 PM

I'd be a massive leviathan like Moya from Farscape.
I loved Moya, she was almost as beautiful as Serenity.

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Sunday, March 12, 2006 12:09 AM

I'd be a non-corporeal alien that could temporarily bond with corporeal people and give them special abilities, or, if the need arise, take them over. Like a Tok'ra except without a snake in the head.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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CITIZEN

Sunday, March 12, 2006 12:14 AM

Super intelligent shade of the colour Blue all the way.

(At the moment I'm just a somewhat smart shade of the colour sky-blue-pink with yellow polkadots)

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

GUTTERBALL

Sunday, March 12, 2006 12:19 AM

Heh, I guess I was laughing too hard to actually respond.

If I were an alien, I would have functional wings. And a tail -- sleek, not puffy or hairy. Hmm. Maybe a little mind-reading ability, but no prescience. That...would suck.

Just ask poor River.

It'd be nice to have cool glowy eyes, too, but that's optional.

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V

Monday, March 13, 2006 2:05 PM

If I was an alien, I would come to earth, just say "I am from another planet" then hop in my spaceship and ever be seen from again.

Remember, Remember the fifth of November

MISSTRESSAHARA

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 9:06 AM

What kind of alien would I be?

The kind that can take over TV executives minds and make them run crappy low brow shows that eventually reduce the human minds capability to think and speeds up regression and de-evolving, setting up the inevitable invasion for my people, while human beings become too engrossed in Paris Hilton's panties to even see the attack coming.

Ulp....too late. Someones beat me to it.

Cloaking would be great too.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

THESOMNAMBULIST

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 9:17 AM

Man this is really taking existentialism to it's limit!

I'd have to go with the typical cliché alien. Y'know Green, Slimey, X-ray guns and sucker pads on my hands... Then I'd make a big public landing on earth, in a flying saucer, during a big ceremony like the opening night of the Olympic games....Land my ship run around naked with all my green tentacles showing, while all the countries are parading flags, then take off back to the mother ship meet my alien friends and go:

"Right next dare!"

The
Somnambulist

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