Lindsay Lohan is Desperate to play Wonder Woman?!

POSTED BY: BigRedButton
UPDATED: Sunday, March 26, 2006 10:23
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RUXTON

Saturday, March 25, 2006 5:03 AM

Perhaps the most obvious choice is Charisma Carpenter. She looks GREAT lately (on Veronica Mars) and has muscles too.

But I'll stick with my first choice, as above,

JESSICA BIEL

AGIRLYMAN

Saturday, March 25, 2006 2:07 PM

Nothin about Linday says "Woman" to me, Catherine Zeta Jones, now that is a woman. Maybe Lohan could play "Wonder girl", or a bumbling character like "Batmite" was for Batman. I heard "Tara Ried" did an audition too, with her left fake tit hanging out.

P.S.Maybe if it was "White trash girl"

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

Tee Hee

REGINAROADIE

Sunday, March 26, 2006 7:39 AM

My two cents on the Lindsay Lohan issue.

She's already tainted Robert Altman. Please leave Joss Whedon alone.

I've never seen the appeal of Lindsay Lohan. She's done nothing that's convinced me that she should be taken seriously. Her whole "rivalry" with Hilary Duff is moot since their both talentless hack who'll be forgotten in less than ten years.

And MEAN GIRLS is a film I abhorr since it's basically HEATHERS without the black humor and dark satire. And also an example of how Hollywood rewards mediocrity and shuns greatness. The hack who directed it, Mark Waters, actually has a career becasue of this movie where all he did was rip off his older brother Daniel who wrote HEATHERS and has been struggling ever since.

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CREVANREAVER

Sunday, March 26, 2006 10:06 AM

Lohan is obviously way to short for the role, however I wouldn't mind seeing her in a skimpy Wonder Woman costume.

Anyway, I think Famke Janssen is the most obvious choice.

STEAMER

Sunday, March 26, 2006 10:23 AM

"I'm trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I've done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I've done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted."

WHAT abilities??

Lindsay Lohan is one of those names that can't get through a day - nay, an hour - without appearing in a tabloid. And what do all those names (Lohan, Spears, Simpson, Hilton, etc.) have in common? The uttermost lack of anything coming within a micrometer of talent. (Not to mention that with the exception of Lohan none of them are even vaguely attractive, heightening the paradox - and mind you I lean toward womenfolk.) What's her game, trying to extract a collective cry of "Oh, hey, flesh!" from all of us??

I mean, seriously, look at Uncle Joss's knack for choosing talented performers. Lohan doesn't have a prayer against his past casting experience. Morena looks the part, Gina can surely act the part...and Summer? She's the best of both worlds.

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